Jamani , Hii Ndoa Ngumu: Moms take Care

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. “You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried.

“How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!” And the husband replied “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.” “Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed, ” but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!” And the husband began — “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.” The husband took a quick breath and continued - “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”

Kazi kwenu akina Mama....

kama kuna vitu msivyotumia...angalieni sana

Elli said:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

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His wife doesn't want to make love with him.... Hivyo mke wake hatumii ile kitu yake

Hioy hasa ndo manake, kwa hiyo nyama ikapata mlaji

..That was Good!:brick:

Wanawake wana kitu kinaitwa kujisahau wakiwa ndani ya ndoa

Duh hii kali!

Elli said:

- "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

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at this juncture the wife must be speechless!:angry:

:brick:

aahhh masihara hayo tehe tehe dah kwa hito jamaa alijishindia goma kilainniii haya bwana.lakini hii ni kweli hata magirlfriend wakishaona tu wamependwa kwa dhati wanaleta mapozi ya kijinga ukimwambia njoo hataki visababu kibao sababu anajua umemzimia.huyo jamaa katoa fundisho kwa huyo mama atajirekebisha

Elli said:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?" and then

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

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Hasara za 'ban' zisizo makini ndani ya ndoa!

Na kwetu wanaume, hii inatupa fundisho gani??

HII KALI :tea:

Nimeikubali!! I wish............

Bigirita said:

Nimeikubali!! I wish............

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Mkuu nafasi adimu!

Elli said:

Na kwetu wanaume, hii inatupa fundisho gani??

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tusiwe wachoyo kwa vile vitu ambavyo wenzi wetu hawavitumii basi tuvitoe kwani tutarudishiwa kwa wingi

Hata ukimwi huogopi? Mbona nyama huwa ni ileile tuuuu!! waifu ukimpenda hakunyimi kitu bana mwanume ndo mwenye tatizo mara nyingi.

Makanyagio said:

Hata ukimwi huogopi? Mbona nyama huwa ni ileile tuuuu!! waifu ukimpenda hakunyimi kitu bana mwanume ndo mwenye tatizo mara nyingi.

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umeongea point kabsaa

aaaaaah hii kiboko

Naungana na wewe Makanyagio, sisi wanaume ndiyo twachangia ukiangalia kwa undani sana, nafikiri kama kweli unampenda Wife hawezi kukunyima. Muoneshe mapenzi tu utaona! hapa naomba mnielewe wadau si mapenzi yale ambayo kila mmoja anafikiria (Kitandani!) nina maana vitu kama zawadi, najua wabongo huwa ni shida sana kutembea na mkeo ukiwa umemshika mkono, hebu jaribu kufanya hilo uone kana atakunyima. Muoneshe mkeo kuwa unamjali na kumpenda mengine yote yatakaa kwenye msitari.