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Reason's why it's great to be a woman
You will always have:-
- Free drinks.
- Free dinners.
- Free movies.
- New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
- If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.
- You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
- It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
- Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
- If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
- If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
- If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
- You can quickly end any fight by crying.
- There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
- You'll never regret piercing your ears.
- You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.