I JUST NEEDED A CUP OF TEA! Question: 'What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo,chocolate, or coffee?' Answer: 'Tea please' Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?' Answer:' Ceylon tea please' Question: 'How would you like it? Black or white?' Answer:'White please' Question: 'Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?' Answer: 'Milk please' Question: 'Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?' Answer: 'Cow milk please.' Question: 'Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?' Answer : 'Afrikaner cow please.' Question: 'Warm or cold?' Answer:'Warm please.' Question: 'Full cream, low fat or fat free?' Answer 'Umm ... I'll rather take it black please.' Question: 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?' Answer:'With sugar please.' Question: 'Beet sugar or cane sugar?' Answer: 'Cane sugar please.' Question: 'White, brown or yellow sugar?' Answer: 'Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please.' Question: 'Mineral or still water ? ' Answer: 'Mineral water please.' Question: 'Flavoured or non-flavoured ?' Answer: 'Hey, futseki mann! Just get me water from the river... Question: 'which river unhhh!.......before asking the man answered! ' i don't wanna know which river just let me go i'l take it elsewhere.