How can I get rid of this fat lady?

[Al-Watan]

Hahaaa Al-Watan kama unamuona jamaa na kidhakari chake ana angaika kutafuta ufa ...

Dakika 30, lazima ana kibua, lakini hakikosei kulenga mpaka kutotoa.

Halafu ana kuja kutuambia hajapanga macho meupeee bila hata kupiga bapa kwanza.

 

[Castr]

He said he has several children already!!!

He hasn't told us what led to having several children yet not living with any of the parent of the said children, it's safe to assume they don't exist.

But this one exists, he gotta mend his ways on this one.

 

[Titicomb]

Dakika 30, lazima ana kibua, lakini hakikosei kulenga mpaka kutotoa.

Halafu ana kuja kutuambia hajapanga macho meupeee bila hata kupiga bapa kwanza.

Hahaa ... kwa unene huo kama alivyoulaani lazima upige na ubapa kwanza. Wiki moja anakula mzigo, saa hii ndio anadai mbunye ni very cold. Huyu jamaa analeta ungese sana.

 

[Al-Watan]

Hahaa ... kwa unene huo kama alivyoulaani lazima upige na ubapa kwanza. Wiki moja anakula mzigo, saa hii ndio anadai mbunye ni very cold. Huyu jamaa analeta ungese sana.

Analaumu mimba, ngoma kapima?

 

[MIXOLOGIST]

Pathetic Fool.

You can take this joker out of barbarism, but you can not take barbarism out of him. He is simply an insult to civilization.

 

[KING DUBU]

This makes me smile a lot on how people try to advice, you know how to *** but you don't know how to handle the outcome of fucking.

 

[Atkins Mendel]

you dropped your white liquid to her pocket, you man didn't you know some days your liquid will multiply to give something bigger than the size of your drop, My grandfather some days ago said to me never deep your fingers to whom you don't love.

 

[Dream Queen]

You can take this joker out of barbarism, but you can not take barbarism out of him. He is simply an insult to civilization.

Indeed...

 

[Manbad]

What did u expect when u cohabited her barely? Be responsible for ur burden broo. U had sexual relationship with her a week, it depicts that she is sweet unless otherwise u could run away in a day. Marry her broo

 

[Kirokolo]

Nipe mimi

 

[cyrustheruler]

That woman is geek why could she slept with someone she dont have any plans with and still want to bare a baby in my opinion that was all she ever wanted getting you into her kandahar and have new born.what you should do as a man is to tell her you will care for that baby so that she can pause for a while because it will be only for a while before she start again her drama tell her you will take care of the baby afterall this coming new born is innocent and you never know could be a baby that will change the future as you don't know what the future holds.

 

[snowhite]

YANI JUMATATU,NO TASTE
JUMANNE,NO TASTE KABISAAA
JUMATANO ,NO TASTE HATA KIDOGOOOOO
ALHAMIS ,NO TASTE KABISA KABISA YANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IJUMAAAA,NO TASTE AT ALL ILE HAIFAI
JUMAMOSI,NO TASTE HAKYAMAMA VILE HAINOGIIIIII
JUMAPILI,NO TASTE YANI UUUUUUUUUUUUUUWIH MBAYAAAAAAAA


MAAAAANYOQOOOOR ULIKUWA UNAJUA UNALIMA VIAZI MBATATA?
psyuuuuuuuu!

 

[The Hidden]

Unajifanya hujui kiswahili...?

 

[The Hidden]

Seemingly you ar not sanity at all, if you could have admired her to have sex with, how can you then dis-value her all over her outlook? I could not blame you if you would have disliked her, regarding only her what you call "a cold kandahar " but what about her general outlook? would you need to have been slept with her first to understand it?
SERIOUSLY, you ar not deserving the advice, it's what you seeded then take it the harvest!!!! Its your burden then carry it.

 

[Tall Guy fam]

I'm not going to sugar coat it, you're an idiot. How can you 'accidentally' have sex with her kila siku for a whole week? Unamlaumu yeye hakutumia pills, why didn't you use a condom? or at least pull your dick out umwagie nje? The most important thing for you right now is to man up and deal with the direct result of your idiocy. Kubali mimba lea mtoto. fool

 

[sawabho]

Ladies and gentlemen, i greet you all
Two months ago i went to mwanza on a work related trip together with a colleague who happens to be a lady, it was a workshop

While we were there we accidentally had sexual Intercourse, to be honest i have never met such a boring woman on bed as this one, she is extremely fat, no movement at all, i tried very hard and almost 30 minutes to locate where the kandahar was, in vain, until at a later stage
We did it everyday for almost a week

After the workshop we came back to dar es salaam, and a month later she claimed to be pregnant for me, i have refused to accept that pregnancy coz i don't love her, and above all we didn't plan for it, she is above 30 yrs of age and am sure she is aware of biological repercussions of doing sex without being on a pill or any other birth control methods

She is now on my neck, harrasing me, whenever i report at work in the morning she is here in my office, at lunch time and also in the evening, i have several times told her that i do not need that pregnancy or a baby at this juncture, i have plenty of them, but in vain, she don't want to listen

Guys what should i do with this work mate so that she can leave me alone? She has no taste at all from how she dress and everything,even her kandahar is also cold

Kuna mutu anaweza saidia mimi na namna vile nitawachana nae, Pls help

Mheshimiwa, you must be joking; you are telling us you tried very hard for 30 minutes to find where to insert you pe.ins, and after getting the place you continue inserting dally for almost a week !!! Mheshimiwa, don.t joke with us, we are grown, TAKE YOUR WIFE HOME WITH.

 

[Mugunga]

You are a coward broo!Yes, that's who you're! But at least you gave us a new vocabulary, 'Kandahar' hahahahaaaaaa!

 

[Mafuluto]

Ladies and gentlemen, i greet you all
Two months ago i went to mwanza on a work related trip together with a colleague who happens to be a lady, it was a workshop

While we were there we accidentally had sexual Intercourse, to be honest i have never met such a boring woman on bed as this one, she is extremely fat, no movement at all, i tried very hard and almost 30 minutes to locate where the kandahar was, in vain, until at a later stage
We did it everyday for almost a week

After the workshop we came back to dar es salaam, and a month later she claimed to be pregnant for me, i have refused to accept that pregnancy coz i don't love her, and above all we didn't plan for it, she is above 30 yrs of age and am sure she is aware of biological repercussions of doing sex without being on a pill or any other birth control methods

She is now on my neck, harrasing me, whenever i report at work in the morning she is here in my office, at lunch time and also in the evening, i have several times told her that i do not need that pregnancy or a baby at this juncture, i have plenty of them, but in vain, she don't want to listen

Guys what should i do with this work mate so that she can leave me alone? She has no taste at all from how she dress and everything,even her kandahar is also cold

Kuna mutu anaweza saidia mimi na namna vile nitawachana nae, Pls help

You admit, slept and fck her all week and now proudly exposing your stupidity here ?

I wish we get your face and use it as a punching bag !!

 

[MAPUMA MIYOGA]

Crazy people do crazy things. Mka do week nzima na siku ya kwanza ukapata tabu dakika 30 kuingiza tu hiko kibamia, which tells ulipania, nia ulikuwa nayo, Leo ukatae mavuno. Acha kabamba wa kutuongezea watoto wasio na baba mtaani- wajibike

 

[titimunda]

Eti accidentaly,how do u accidentaly have sex for a whole effin week?,hizo repurcusions hata wewe pia.ulikuwa unazijua,unalalaje na mwanamke bila kinga on the first day,If she is fat and boring ilikuwaje ukarudia mechi tena wiki nzima.we kubali tu responsibility iliyo mbele yako,mtunze mzazi mwenzio,na si lazima muwe wapenzi.