hebu acheni kulala....

[Baba V]

ngoja nkupe mbinu... ila iwe siri yako!"!"

chukua cm yako fungua ringtone afu jidai unapokea... ongea kama ifuatavyo.... "mshkaji eeeh hivi ulisema safari hii tunamchuna ngozi mtu wa aina gani... mweupe, mweusi,mrefu au mfupi" afu unasubiri km 5sec ili kwamba mtu unaeongea nae akujibu.. akishakujibu... nawe una mjibu kwa kumpa sifa za yule mwendesha bajaji (fanya hivo ukiwa unakaribia home) tena unamwambia afu mtu mwenyewe ana bajaji tena bado mpya mpya.... NAKWAMBIA HAPO HAPO MWENYE BAJAJI ATAKUSHUSHA FASTAJEEEEER

Don't try it.........

Nina bahati,nashuka tu ndo mama v naye anatoka kwenda church, kamlipa hela yake wa bajaj kaenda zake church, kanambia nikapate supu makirikiri afu nimuandalie maelezo ayakute tayari akitoka church

 

[Preta]

Ungenistua nikuonyeshe zinapopatkana, uwenyeji nao unahusika mama

nilikasirika nikaondoka.....

 

[Madame B]

Wewe, hujambo!??

Me mzima.
Karibu tulale.

 

[Zero One Two]

Mie ndo nachukua bajaj hapa ambiance inipeleke home

ambiance ww huna mke? mbona unapenda izo sehemu Baba V

 

[Zero One Two]

Me mzima.
Karibu tulale.

Madame B Jamaa angekumbeleza na kulia kidogo unge mpa 0718

 

[Madame B]

Madame B Jamaa angekumbeleza na kulia kidogo unge mpa 0718

Ningempa,
ungekuwa wewe ungepokea?

 

[Zero One Two]

Ningempa,
ungekuwa wewe ungepokea?

Ndio, ningeipokea kwa mikono yote, na ningeitumia ipasavyo! Habari za kwako?

 

[Madame B]

Ndio, ningeipokea kwa mikono yote, na ningeitumia ipasavyo! Habari za kwako?

Nyooooo....
Habari yangu nzuri.

 

[Zero One Two]

Nyooooo....
Habari yangu nzuri.

Umesahau, nyoooooka moja kwa moja.... Inapendeza Kama upo fresh! Poa, mtoto wetu mzima

 

[Madame B]

Umesahau, nyoooooka moja kwa moja.... Inapendeza Kama upo fresh! Poa, mtoto wetu mzima

Hapo kwenye Bold kwa kuwa umesikia hata aje akiomba game nitakubali ndo wajishaua kumsalimia mtoto?
Ushindwe na ulegee.

 

[Zero One Two]

Hapo kwenye Bold kwa kuwa umesikia hata aje akiomba game nitakubali ndo wajishaua kumsalimia mtoto?
Ushindwe na ulegee.

Kilicho unganishwa na mtoto binadamu hawezi kukitengua

 

[Bishanga]

wa chitchat mna roho mbaya,hata mwenzenu kuulizia kama nilisalimika jana hamtaki? We Madam B njoo uchukue begi lako jana ulilisahau kwenye gari langu,halafu nimelicheki limejaa mindom kibao,kha!

 

[Madame B]

wa chitchat mna roho mbaya,hata mwenzenu kuulizia kama nilisalimika jana hamtaki? We Madam B njoo uchukue begi lako jana ulilisahau kwenye gari langu,halafu nimelicheki limejaa mindom kibao,kha!

Khaaaaa..!!

 

[Arushaone]

Bishanga hapo juu uliposema "mindomu" ulimaanisha 'ndomu' kondomu au 'ndomu' bange? Na huyo Madam B uliyemtaja ulimaanisha yeye au Madame B? Please NOTE the difference between 2 IDs.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

baba v ambiance ulienda kufanya nini? Si una mke wewe?

 

[King’asti]

Alienda na mkewe. Kwani hairuhusiwi jamani? Kumfanya mke furniture inahuu?

baba v ambiance ulienda kufanya nini? Si una mke wewe?

 

[Jagarld]

We charminglady raha tupate wote afu nilipe na hela juu!?? tena yeye ndo alifaidi zaidi, hapo ngumu kumesa, labda anipe na risiti kabisa ili kesho nika crame hiyo pesa ofisini,lakini kutoka mfukoni mwangu no way!!

kabisa usisahau rist ili na sisi TRA tupate value added tax

 

[Bishanga]

Khaaaaa..!!

Khaa nin? Kwani uongo?