haya nisukume

[heaven on desert]

Ilikuwa usiku wa manane,
mtu na mkewe walikuwa
wamelala usingizi, ghafla
wakasikia mtu anagonga
mlango. Mume akaamka
na kufungua mlango;
MUME : Vipi tena usiku
huu? MLEVI : Samahani
mzee nina tatizo naomba
ukanisukume. Mume
akafunga mlango KWA
HASIRA na kurudi kulala.
Jamaa akaendelea
kugonga.
MKE: Kwani anataka nini?
MUME : Mjinga huyo eti
anasema nikamsukume
MKE: Si umsaidie
mwenzako, hata wewe
unaweza ukapata tatizo
gari likakuzimikia usiku.
Mume akaamka akavaa na
kukubali kusindikizana na
mlevi akamsaidie......
MUME : Mbona sioni gari?
MLEVI : Subiri, na hatimae
wakafika mahala kuna
mabembea, mlevi
akapanda moja;
MLEVI : Haya nisukume

 

[Vmark.]

Lol...

 

[Salih]

Duh! haya Majanga!!

 

[NancyM]

Hahhaha jamani very fun lol!

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[matfor tungs]

ningempa kofi moja kali sana hadi pombe ingemtoka

 

[Frankydney]

Hii kali

 

[Mr.Professional]

Hizo ngumi atakazochezea atajuta kwa kuharibu starehe za watu usiku

 

[Devla]

Kulewa alewe yeye usumbufu wapate wengine...majanga

 

[mpimbi]

hahahahahahahaha duuuh huyo jamaa ni mweusi.....................................................

 

[Piere. Fm]

Aisee kata kofi huyo.

 

[BABU KIZEE]

Imetulia.