Have you laughed today?

lekanjobe kubinika said:

teacher:
jennifer, go to the map and find north america.

jennifer: here it is.

teacher:

correct. Now class, who discovered america ?

class:
jennifer.

teacher:
john, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

john:
you told me to do it without using tables.[/color]

teacher:
glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

glenn:
k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l'

teacher:
no, that's wrong

glenn:
maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how i spell it.


teacher:
donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

donald:
h i j k l m n o.

teacher:
what are you talking about?

donald:

yesterday you said it's h to o.[/color]


teacher:
winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

winnie:
me!


teacher:

glen, why do you always get so dirty?

glen:
well, i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

teacher:
millie, give me a sentence starting with 'i.'

millie:
i is..

teacher:
no, millie..... Always say, 'i am.'

millie:
all right... 'i am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

teacher:
george washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.


now, louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

louis:
because george still had the axe in his hand.[/color]

teacher:
now, simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

simon:
no sir, i don't have to, my mom is a good cook.[/color]


teacher:
clyde, your composition on 'my dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

clyde:
no, sir. It's the same dog.

teacher:
harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

harold: a teacher

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laughter is the soul's medicine!!

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