mkuyati og
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 19, 2011
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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT
My wife sat down on
the couch next to me as
I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on
TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight
started.
*************************
My wife was hinting
about what she wanted
for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, 'I want
something shiny that
goes from 0 to 100 in
about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing
scale.
And then the fight
started.
***************************
When I got home last
night, my wife
demanded that I take
her someplace
expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol
pump
And then the fight
started.
***************************
My wife and I were
sitting at a table at her
high school reunion, and
my wife kept staring at
a drunken man swigging
his drink as he sat alone
at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do
you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's
my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to
drinking right after we
split up those many
years
ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my
wife, 'who would think
a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight
started.
***************************
My wife is standing &
looking in the bedroom
mirror.
She is not happy with
what she sees and
says to me,
'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really
need you to pay me a
compliment.'
I replied, 'Your
eyesight's damn near
perfect.'
And then the fight
started.
***************************
I tried to talk my wife
into buying a case of
Kingfisher for 500 rs.
Instead, she bought a
jar of cold cream for 300
rs.
I told her the beer
would make her look
better at night than the
cold cream..
And then the fight
started..
***************************
I asked my wife,
"Where do you want to
go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to
see her face melt in
sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not
been in a long time. So I
took her to the kitchen.
Then the fight started
My wife sat down on
the couch next to me as
I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on
TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight
started.
*************************
My wife was hinting
about what she wanted
for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, 'I want
something shiny that
goes from 0 to 100 in
about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing
scale.
And then the fight
started.
***************************
When I got home last
night, my wife
demanded that I take
her someplace
expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol
pump
And then the fight
started.
***************************
My wife and I were
sitting at a table at her
high school reunion, and
my wife kept staring at
a drunken man swigging
his drink as he sat alone
at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do
you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's
my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to
drinking right after we
split up those many
years
ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my
wife, 'who would think
a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight
started.
***************************
My wife is standing &
looking in the bedroom
mirror.
She is not happy with
what she sees and
says to me,
'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really
need you to pay me a
compliment.'
I replied, 'Your
eyesight's damn near
perfect.'
And then the fight
started.
***************************
I tried to talk my wife
into buying a case of
Kingfisher for 500 rs.
Instead, she bought a
jar of cold cream for 300
rs.
I told her the beer
would make her look
better at night than the
cold cream..
And then the fight
started..
***************************
I asked my wife,
"Where do you want to
go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to
see her face melt in
sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not
been in a long time. So I
took her to the kitchen.
Then the fight started