God is playing tricks on me?!

[Iza]

subiri sweetie wako naye aje aposti humu..
Ati kuna vidume anavimezea mate kila mkiwa wote (Afu wa HBs we chamtoto)..
Akiwa pekeake hata wa dawa hamuoni..
Enjoy the view and get a nap!
Achana nao makontena daily yanamwagwa..
Utadata....

 

[The Boss]

Bosi hapo kinachotokea ni kwamba huyo sweetheart wako ni mzuri na ana mvuto ndio maana hata hao warembo wengine wanakuangalia mara mbili mbili! Ni kwa sababu yake! Yaani yeye ndiye anayekuongezea ''credit'' kwa hao warembo wengine! Take my words as I am talking from experience!

Kwa hiyo mpende na kumuheshimu tu huyo uliyenaye, hakuna kingine!

inawezekana mazee...you could be right....

 

[Zamaulid]

The Boss kumbe wewe unataka chovyachovya isikilize sauti ya mungu yeye hapendi hivyo ndo maana anakuepusha

No!!huyo mungu mbona ndiye anayempelekea hivyo vijimajaribu!?

 

[Hassani]

For me Halle berry is the best

 

[Remmy]

Mi nafikiri hujiamini na uliyenaye, so kila ukiwa naye waanza kulinganisha yupi kifaa. jiamini wazuri wanazaliwa kila siku.

 

[Twande]

lol...Nimecheka sana..

 

[Theodora]

Boys will be boys, na beutiful women have and will always be there...and you can't have them all...

 

[Ngala]

Akuongozaye ktk hilo ni shetani tu. Hata huyo my shitie wako utajamdump kama taka maana ndicho unachokihitaji maana mara zote watafuta wa kumzidi but KAMATA ULIPOPASHIKILIA NA KIZURI NI VISENTI VYAKO.Uzuri ni wao wala hautakusaidia chochote anatembea nao yeye wala ci wewe