Lamomy
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Na mshikamoo mkubwa nakupa “SHIKAMOO BABA MKWE” 😹😹😹
Na ole wako ukatae wakati kijana ako kashakutambulisha mi mshangazi ndo babe wake..!!
Na mshikamoo mkubwa nakupa “SHIKAMOO BABA MKWE” 😹😹😹Hahaha at last nimecheka you made my day hahaha, 4th floor again
Panic attacks za nini sasa?We umeyaona hayo kwangu? Ndoa ndio itanisaidia nini mpaka uniandikie vitisho vya kila aina 🚮
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha duuh kwa hio anakutambulisha kwangu kabisa na mimi nakuangalia hivi hivi tu nisikufanye jambo?Na mshikamoo mkubwa nakupa “SHIKAMOO BABA MKWE” 😹😹😹
Na ole wako ukatae wakati kijana ako kashakutambulisha mi mshangazi ndo babe wake..!!
There’s more to life! Usifikiri kila mtu anawaza kuwekwa ndani tu!Panic attacks za nini sasa?
Wewe unawaza kuwekwa nje kwa hio sio ndaani tena? Punguza basiThere’s more to life! Usifikiri kila mtu anawaza kuwekwa ndani tu!
Nipunguze nini?Wewe unawaza kuwekwa nje kwa hio sio ndaani tena? Punguza basi
Utanifanya nini?Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha duuh kwa hio anakutambulisha kwangu kabisa na mimi nakuangalia hivi hivi tu nisikufanye jambo?
Nitakufanya jambo ambalo limemfanya mpaka Poor Brain amkimbie mshua wakeUtanifanya nini?
Kumbuka mimi kijana wako tunaongea tukiwa watupu..!! 😹😹😹
Kama unataka kushuhudia kijana wako anajua boxing lete kamdomo uone unavyochapika kama Liverpool 🤣😹😹
Tena usijaribu, ujue mi akili kubwa!!Nitakufanya jambo ambalo limemfanya mpaka Poor Brain amkimbie mshua wake
You forgot at 36 they say all men are SNOOP DOG, and marriage is optional YAANI is not a must be.1. At the age of 14, they look very sweet, fresh and beautiful
2. At 16, they probably have their first s*x, they stick to one guy and talk about how they won't leave him.
3. At 18, they are in the university where they meet new friends and guys who look fresh, therefore this makes them to start losing interest in the former guy as they start tasting other flavors.
4. At 19, they have about 10 boyfriends at the campus and feel too big to be counseled or corrected by seniors.
5. At 20, they just want to date older men. Younger guys are not serious or can't take care of their needs.
6. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear expensive clothes and who also date rich guys, these set of girls use expensive phones like iPhone's so they get intimidated and need to join the league.
7. At 24, they continue failing exams and the parents are tired of wasting money..
8. at 26-28, they are maids to help pay basic bills. They attend all marriages in the family and friends circles and are master planners for others.
9. At 29, none of those guys proposed💍. She now says all men are the same.
10. At 30, the same girls who refused to give their phone numbers to serious guys go on social media to post, "Hello, My name is blah blah and I'm looking for a serious relationship. Even if he's not financially stable I'm a hard working lady, etc etc".
11. At 32, they start crying because no one wants to marry them . They buy wedding gown and cake by faith and be moving around with a man's picture from prayer house to prayer house.
12. At 35, they meet the guy whom they dumped because he was poor and now he's very rich with a very beautiful and decent wife. They go back home and say "some women are lucky".
13. At 37, They regret everything and join king Solomon to say all is vanity, even marriage is vanity.
14. At 40 and above they become witches; those aunties that have nothing good to say about men and relation.
I come in peace ✌️ 😌 🙏
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Nkifikilia habari ya kuwa na watoto wakike nadata kabsa kizazi hiki malezi hayana mchango juu ya tabia za watoto hususan hawa wakike wakiamua kubadilika wanabadilika tu haijalishi mzazi alilea kwa namna gani sometimes ni kuwaombea tu watoto.Vip umejiandaaje kumlea huyo bint yako ajaye Ili asipitie huo mlolongo ulioandika hapo? Au unawaongelea mabint wa watu
We jamaa mi baba alinifanya nn kwani..Nitakufanya jambo ambalo limemfanya mpaka Poor Brain amkimbie mshua wake