funniest pick up lines:

golwebo_mkuu

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1. Me: "Did it hurt?"
Girl: "Did what hurt?"
Me: "Falling from heaven, you beautiful angel."

2. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

3. Me: "I want to be your derivative"
Her: "Why?"
Me: "So I can be tangent to your curves"

If you are Mr Nice guy, don't try these.
 
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