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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by itnojec, Jun 4, 2011.

  1. itnojec

    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    1. Me: "Did it hurt?"
    Girl: "Did what hurt?"
    Me: "Falling from heaven, you beautiful angel."

    2. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    3. Me: "I want to be your derivative"
    Her: "Why?"
    Me: "So I can be tangent to your curves"

    If you are Mr Nice guy, don't try these.