Football sex

Bavaria · Apr 24, 2013

[h=5]Teaching Women Football!
FOOTBALL - SEX RELATED.....
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being
invited = OFFSIDE
2. A girl who does men on top =
TOP
GOAL SCORER
3. Dating a girl today and having
sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
4. Condom = GOAL-KEEPER
5. Condom breaks = PENALTY
6. A gal who talk bad about her ex
after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom =
OWN-GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without
cuming
= MAN OF THE MATCH[/h]

Ipi dot com · Apr 24, 2013

Duuu hii ni balaa

Fidel80 · Apr 24, 2013

Bulldog said:
Teaching Women Football!
FOOTBALL - SEX RELATED.....
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being
invited = OFFSIDE
2. A girl who does men on top =
TOP
GOAL SCORER
3. Dating a girl today and having
sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
4. Condom = GOAL-KEEPER
5. Condom breaks = PENALTY
6. A gal who talk bad about her ex
after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom =
OWN-GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without
cuming
= MAN OF THE MATCH

weka kwa kiswahili sasa ili tufaidi

grafani11 · Apr 24, 2013

I like "MAN OF THE MATCH".

grafani11 · Apr 24, 2013

Fidel80 said:
weka kwa kiswahili sasa ili tufaidi

Jiunge na shule za Dr. Kawambwa utaelewa tu.

Fidel80 · Apr 24, 2013

grafani11 said:
Jiunge na shule za Dr. Kawambwa utaelewa tu.

mi sitaki naamini kwa kupitia lugha yangu mama inanifanya nile na nihudumie mashemeji zako 8

house girl · Apr 24, 2013

mmh! mmh!

grafani11 · Apr 24, 2013

Fidel80 said:
mi sitaki naamini kwa kupitia lugha yangu mama inanifanya nile na nihudumie mashemeji zako 8

Haya bhana nisalimie Chuda hapo, waambie sijawasahau toka kipindi kile mwanzoni mwa miaka ya 90 tunaangalia Big Sreen pale Tangamano kuanzia saa 12 jioni. Na luninga iliyokuwa inaoneshwa ilikuwa ITV habari za hapa na pale/Jiji letu.

Unaikumbuka enzi hiyo?

Fidel80 · Apr 24, 2013

grafani11 said:
Haya bhana nisalimie Chuda hapo, waambie sijawasahau toka kipindi kile mwanzoni mwa miaka ya 90 tunaangalia Big Sreen pale Tangamano kuanzia saa 12 jioni. Na luninga iliyokuwa inaoneshwa ilikuwa ITV habari za hapa na pale/Jiji letu.

Unaikumbuka enzi hiyo?

Haya mkuu, huku Chuda Raha tupu, umesikia hata takwimu za kuruka ukuta kwa wanawake huku kunaongoza kitaifa huulizi

grafani11 · Apr 24, 2013

Fidel80 said:
Haya mkuu, huku Chuda Raha tupu, umesikia hata takwimu za kuruka ukuta kwa wanawake huku kunaongoza kitaifa huulizi

Rukeni tu angalieni msije angukia pua.

Bavaria · Apr 25, 2013

Fidel80 said:
weka kwa kiswahili sasa ili tufaidi

kiswahili hakina tafsida mbona?

Bavaria · Apr 25, 2013

grafani11 said:
Rukeni tu angalieni msije angukia pua.

haha kuna jamaa tupo nae ofisini anawapondea sana washikaji wanaokaa mikanjuni. yeye anakaa chuda basi shida tupu

lara 1 · Apr 25, 2013

Taking your Friends BF = Corner Kick

Ukifumaniwa = Umenawa mpira

Ukicheat muda mrefu bila kukamatwa = Defence ya Kontena

Ukimtokea demu mwingine bila your love kujua = Kanzu

Ukiporwa demu = Umepigwa tobo

Ukidoji kuhonga = Tiktak

MPO HAPO?

Fundi mahiri wa Ujenzi · Apr 25, 2013

lara 1 said:
Taking your Friends BF = Corner Kick

Ukifumaniwa = Umenawa mpira

Ukicheat muda mrefu bila kukamatwa = Defence ya Kontena

Ukimtokea demu mwingine bila your love kujua = Kanzu

Ukiporwa demu = Umepigwa tobo

Ukidoji kuhonga = Tiktak

MPO HAPO?

ungechelewa kidogo tu ningekuoa ili unipe raha kama hizi unazo nipa hapa jf

grafani11 · Apr 25, 2013

Bulldog said:
haha kuna jamaa tupo nae ofisini anawapondea sana washikaji wanaokaa mikanjuni. yeye anakaa chuda basi shida tupu

Huyo jamaa mara ya mwisho kwenda Tanga ilikuwa lini? Asilinganishe Chuda na Mikanjuni, Mikanjuni ni kitu kingine kabisa bado kidogo itakuwa jiji ndani ya jiji.

Aachane na mawazo ya mwaka 47 wakati ule mikanjuni haina lami hata mtaa mmoja, leo hii kule wanakaa wajanja wa mji, sio kama Chuda watoto wa Kota, zimechakaa ile mbaya na Injinia Mchechu hataki kuzikarabati.

resh · Apr 25, 2013

Captain

kizaizai · Apr 25, 2013

Kula 0713.... = Kujifunga.

Makala Jr · Apr 25, 2013

Kissing each other before sexual intercourse = Warm up!

Bavaria · Apr 25, 2013

mikanjuni ni manzese ya tanga, mi mwenyewe sipapendi ngoja niinjoy zangu huku deep sea

Mndengereko · Apr 25, 2013

lara 1 said:
taking your friends bf = corner kick

ukifumaniwa = umenawa mpira

ukicheat muda mrefu bila kukamatwa = defence ya kontena

ukimtokea demu mwingine bila your love kujua = kanzu

ukiporwa demu = umepigwa tobo

ukidoji kuhonga = tiktak

mpo hapo?

tupo tumejaa tele

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