Football sex

[Bavaria]

[h=5]Teaching Women Football!
FOOTBALL - SEX RELATED.....
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being
invited = OFFSIDE
2. A girl who does men on top =
TOP
GOAL SCORER
3. Dating a girl today and having
sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
4. Condom = GOAL-KEEPER
5. Condom breaks = PENALTY
6. A gal who talk bad about her ex
after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom =
OWN-GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without
cuming
= MAN OF THE MATCH[/h]

 

[Ipi dot com]

Duuu hii ni balaa

 

[Fidel80]

Teaching Women Football!
FOOTBALL - SEX RELATED.....
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being
invited = OFFSIDE
2. A girl who does men on top =
TOP
GOAL SCORER
3. Dating a girl today and having
sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
4. Condom = GOAL-KEEPER
5. Condom breaks = PENALTY
6. A gal who talk bad about her ex
after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom =
OWN-GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without
cuming
= MAN OF THE MATCH

weka kwa kiswahili sasa ili tufaidi

 

[grafani11]

I like "MAN OF THE MATCH".

 

[grafani11]

weka kwa kiswahili sasa ili tufaidi

Jiunge na shule za Dr. Kawambwa utaelewa tu.

 

[Fidel80]

Jiunge na shule za Dr. Kawambwa utaelewa tu.

mi sitaki naamini kwa kupitia lugha yangu mama inanifanya nile na nihudumie mashemeji zako 8

 

[house girl]

mmh! mmh!

 

[grafani11]

mi sitaki naamini kwa kupitia lugha yangu mama inanifanya nile na nihudumie mashemeji zako 8

Haya bhana nisalimie Chuda hapo, waambie sijawasahau toka kipindi kile mwanzoni mwa miaka ya 90 tunaangalia Big Sreen pale Tangamano kuanzia saa 12 jioni. Na luninga iliyokuwa inaoneshwa ilikuwa ITV habari za hapa na pale/Jiji letu.

Unaikumbuka enzi hiyo?

 

[Fidel80]

Haya bhana nisalimie Chuda hapo, waambie sijawasahau toka kipindi kile mwanzoni mwa miaka ya 90 tunaangalia Big Sreen pale Tangamano kuanzia saa 12 jioni. Na luninga iliyokuwa inaoneshwa ilikuwa ITV habari za hapa na pale/Jiji letu.

Unaikumbuka enzi hiyo?

Haya mkuu, huku Chuda Raha tupu, umesikia hata takwimu za kuruka ukuta kwa wanawake huku kunaongoza kitaifa huulizi

 

[grafani11]

Haya mkuu, huku Chuda Raha tupu, umesikia hata takwimu za kuruka ukuta kwa wanawake huku kunaongoza kitaifa huulizi

Rukeni tu angalieni msije angukia pua.

 

[Bavaria]

weka kwa kiswahili sasa ili tufaidi

kiswahili hakina tafsida mbona?

 

[Bavaria]

Rukeni tu angalieni msije angukia pua.

haha kuna jamaa tupo nae ofisini anawapondea sana washikaji wanaokaa mikanjuni. yeye anakaa chuda basi shida tupu

 

[lara 1]

Taking your Friends BF = Corner Kick

Ukifumaniwa = Umenawa mpira

Ukicheat muda mrefu bila kukamatwa = Defence ya Kontena

Ukimtokea demu mwingine bila your love kujua = Kanzu

Ukiporwa demu = Umepigwa tobo

Ukidoji kuhonga = Tiktak

MPO HAPO?

 

[Fundi mahiri wa Ujenzi]

Taking your Friends BF = Corner Kick

Ukifumaniwa = Umenawa mpira

Ukicheat muda mrefu bila kukamatwa = Defence ya Kontena

Ukimtokea demu mwingine bila your love kujua = Kanzu

Ukiporwa demu = Umepigwa tobo

Ukidoji kuhonga = Tiktak

MPO HAPO?

ungechelewa kidogo tu ningekuoa ili unipe raha kama hizi unazo nipa hapa jf

 

[grafani11]

haha kuna jamaa tupo nae ofisini anawapondea sana washikaji wanaokaa mikanjuni. yeye anakaa chuda basi shida tupu

Huyo jamaa mara ya mwisho kwenda Tanga ilikuwa lini? Asilinganishe Chuda na Mikanjuni, Mikanjuni ni kitu kingine kabisa bado kidogo itakuwa jiji ndani ya jiji.

Aachane na mawazo ya mwaka 47 wakati ule mikanjuni haina lami hata mtaa mmoja, leo hii kule wanakaa wajanja wa mji, sio kama Chuda watoto wa Kota, zimechakaa ile mbaya na Injinia Mchechu hataki kuzikarabati.

 

[resh]

Captain

 

[kizaizai]

Kula 0713.... = Kujifunga.

 

[Makala Jr]

Kissing each other before sexual intercourse = Warm up!

 

[Bavaria]

mikanjuni ni manzese ya tanga, mi mwenyewe sipapendi ngoja niinjoy zangu huku deep sea

 

[Mndengereko]

taking your friends bf = corner kick

ukifumaniwa = umenawa mpira

ukicheat muda mrefu bila kukamatwa = defence ya kontena

ukimtokea demu mwingine bila your love kujua = kanzu

ukiporwa demu = umepigwa tobo

ukidoji kuhonga = tiktak

mpo hapo?

tupo tumejaa tele