Elizabeth

Mabel · Jan 31, 2011

There was a married couple sleeping when an intruder entered their home and put a knife to the wife's neck. "Before I kill someone, I like to know their name. What's your name?" The shaking woman replied, "My name is Elizabeth." The intruder said, "My mother was named Elizabeth. I can't kill you."

He then turned to the husband and asked, "And what's your name?" "Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth!"

Mwanamalundi · Jan 31, 2011

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Mabel · Jan 31, 2011

Mwanamalundi said:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

:A S 20::A S 20: Kifo klisikie tu kwa mwenzio!

MONTESQUIEU · Jan 31, 2011

Mabel said:
:A S 20::A S 20: Kifo klisikie tu kwa mwenzio!

Death can't be that bad, ever heard a corpse complain?

Mabel · Jan 31, 2011

MONTESQUIEU said:
Death can't be that bad, ever heard a corpse complain?

Not yet, go ahead!

Joseph · Jan 31, 2011

Ha ha ha naona jamaa alimuachia pia

senator · Jan 31, 2011

hahahaha :clap2::clap2: duh kweli kifo noma..naona intruder alicheka na kuondoka tu!!

Mabel · Jan 31, 2011

senator said:
hahahaha :clap2::clap2: duh kweli kifo noma..naona intruder alicheka na kuondoka tu!!

Hah hah,naamini sura ya husband ilikuwa sambamba na matamushi yake!

Rubi · Jan 31, 2011

:bump2:

Mabel · Jan 31, 2011

Rubi said:
:bump2:

:clap2::clap2::laugh::laugh::laugh:

MUREFU · Jan 31, 2011

dah! Ebwana wewee yan jamaa kaamua kujigeuza fasta duu! Kwel kifo co masihara ha,ha,ha,ha.ha,ha,haaa tena mbele ya mkewe ha,ha,ha,ha...!

Mabel · Feb 1, 2011

MUREFU said:
dah! Ebwana wewee yan jamaa kaamua kujigeuza fasta duu! Kwel kifo co masihara ha,ha,ha,ha.ha,ha,haaa tena mbele ya mkewe ha,ha,ha,ha...!

Sio mke tu hata mbele ya watoto angekuwa Eliza, hah hah!

Simeon · Feb 1, 2011

baada ya intruder kuondoka ndo palikuwa patamu....!

Gaga · Feb 1, 2011

:A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20: hii kali kifo bana

The Boss · Feb 1, 2011

Haa haaaa
sijawahi cheka kama leo....

Husninyo · Feb 1, 2011

The Boss said:
Haa haaaa
sijawahi cheka kama leo....

kweli?

Washawasha · Feb 2, 2011

noma,kfo ucpime

The Boss · Feb 2, 2011

husninyo said:
kweli?

kabisa husna....
Ukiona kidume kinajiita jina la kike si mchezo....kimezidiwa...

Katavi · Feb 2, 2011

Ahahahahaaah!!

boma2000 · Feb 2, 2011

Mabel said:
There was a married couple sleeping when an intruder entered their home and put a knife to the wife's neck. "Before I kill someone, I like to know their name. What's your name?" The shaking woman replied, "My name is Elizabeth." The intruder said, "My mother was named Elizabeth. I can't kill you."

He then turned to the husband and asked, "And what's your name?" "Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth!"

hah hah hah!!! ina maana jamaa ni mse'nge, duuu mkewe alikuwa anaishi nae vipi

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