There was a virgin that was going out on a
date for the first time and she told her
grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell
you about those young boys. "He is going to
try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your
breast; you are going to like that, but don't let
him do that. He is going to try to put his hand
between your legs; you are going to like that,
but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most
importantly, he is going to try to get on top of
you and have his way with you. You are going
to like that, but don't let him do that. It will
disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the
granddaughter went on her date and could
not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that
her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him
disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned
him over, got on top of him and disgraced his
family."
grandmother fainted....