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Dear Professor Wenger lol

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Kumbe Van Persie alimuandikia Wenger barua kabla ya mechi ya marudiano?
ha haaa


Dear Arsene,
Hi Professor,how is North London ?I hope you and the guys are well.
How is the race for fourth place going? I wish you all the best with that.

I wanted to say thank you so much for selling me to Manchester United.
I know you did not want to because you were afraid I would help them
win the title but that's the way life is,sometimes you want to stop being
fourth and win something.

I am sorry it happened like you feared but we both knew it was going to happen .
I am very sad we are not going to win the FA Cup and Champions League too at
Manchester United but we can chase those next year.

That is the difference between Manchester United and Arsenal,this club chases
trophies like Theo Walcott running to the corner flag.They are obsessed about winning
and no one seems to understand what on earth defeat means here.

this is why teams score three goals against United and still do not win.
Oh professor this place is special.The grass is really greener in Manchester.
You may have heard but on Monday night I score a hat trick and we won the league .
I will be honest i am having trouble processing the feeling but its amazing.
The fans
were dancing and cheering at Old Trafford, there was champagne everywhere in the dressing room
and lots of singing,the kind of events that have not happened in an Arsenal dressing room for eight years.
Thank you professor for letting me experience this,for letting me go so that i can experience this kind of life

I look forward to arriving at the Emirates later today as a champion and i thank you for the guard of honour
in advance.I cannot promise we will not beat you because the boss is very adamant that we must win all
our remaining games and he is not so nice like you when he does not get his way.There is something
called the hairdryer and i don't want to get it so i will do my best.

I miss the passing,the bad defending,the comical goal keeping and all those fourth place finishes.We had good times Prof,may you have more with Theo.I hear he is a striker now,oh and Giroud.
Au revoir Van Persie...
 
hii sio bana mbona mnampakazia dogo vampire bana..
 
Niliwaambia humu
Arsenal wana chase fourth place kila mwaka LOL

Mi nashangaa hawamtimui "profesa" hadi leo wanasubiri nini?

Hakuna kitakachobadilika pale wakati Wenger yupo pale.

Kila mwaka yale kwa yale, kugombea ushindi wa nne au akijitahidi sana wa tatu
 
Mi nashangaa hawamtimui "profesa" hadi leo wanasubiri nini?

Hakuna kitakachobadilika pale wakati Wenger yupo pale.

Kila mwaka yale kwa yale, kugombea ushindi wa nne au akijitahidi sana wa tatu


Season ikianza hadi wanatia huruma mashabiki wa Arsenal wanavyokuwa
'optimist' lol
halafu ikikaribia kuisha wanavyokuwa angry lol
 
Iacheni Arsenal iitwe arsenal....nyie vipi?
 
I dedicate this pic to our beloved Top-4 chaser Club Arsenal for selling us Van Persie

Robin van Persie.jpg
 
huwa najiuliza bado Arsenal wanamashabiki?? haha, why don't you Arsenal fans quit to be wary every season and second of the game, bora mara mia kua fan wa timu kama Everton au swansea maana kushinda game ni kama bahati, so mkishinda au msiposhinda it is all the same
 
huwa najiuliza bado Arsenal wanamashabiki?? haha, why don't you Arsenal fans quit to be wary every season and second of the game, bora mara mia kua fan wa timu kama Everton au swansea maana kushinda game ni kama bahati, so mkishinda au msiposhinda it is all the same

Arsenal na Everton hakuna tofauti lol
 
Niliwaambia humu
Arsenal wana chase fourth place kila mwaka LOL

Ikiwa mnaamini Arsenal haina nafasi mbele ya timu mnazoamini ndio zinaweza kuchukua makombe, mbona basi msizizungumzie hizo lkn kila siku midomoni mwenu ni Arsenal Arsenal?!

Talk about Man City then
 
UNAJUA KWA NINI BABU YENU KAKIMBIA?

Let's review the facts. Before Manchester United's match against my Chelsea team on the 5th of May, Sir Alex Ferguson wrote in the match-day program, "I certainly don't have any plans at the moment to walk away." Then I beat him 1-0 and David Luiz laughed at him. This was the second time I beat his team this season. Clearly Mr. Ferguson finally realized that I am the better manager and felt he had no other choice but to go against his word and retire in shame. This is a fact.


His decision also comes after I was named Premier League Manager of the Month for April 2013. Not "Interim" Manager of the Month. Just Manager of the Month. Because that is what I am. Mr. Ferguson has not won this award since October 2012. Even Brian McDermott has won it since then and Reading are getting relegated. Ouch fact!


I also knocked Manchester United out of the FA Cup and got Chelsea into the Europa League final using only my superior tactics and ring of mouth hair. Mr. Ferguson could not even get Man United into the Europa League because he knows I am the lizard king of second-tier European competitions and he would just lose to me yet again. Intimidationfact.


Now that Mr. Ferguson has run away from me, scared and with a broken hip because I figuratively sat on him all season, and The Stupid One is going to take credit for the team I have built at Chelsea next season, there is only one next step.

I will volunteer to become manager of Manchester United. I have already proven that I have the shamelessness necessary to work for a rival of my beloved Liverpool and a club that does not respect me, so that is not a problem. And since I was the last man to beat Mr. Ferguson, it is like I am Dorothy and my house landed on the the Wicked Witch of the East, so I get to wear her ruby slippers. Shoefact.


While I finish planning my Fergie-Free Fiesta and making arrangements to destroy all references to him at Man United before I arrive, I will leave Mr. Ferguson with one final thought before he hobbles into the cruel abyss of retirement: Marco Materazzi is a liar.

Haste Ye Back!
Rafael
 
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