Daaaah!!

Eiyer · Mar 11, 2013

Kuna dada nipo nae kwenye hiace(maarufu kama daladala kwa Dar) hapa amenishangaza sana
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Kuna dada mmoja kampigia simu kisha akawa anazungumza nae,ameonekana kama anamponda yule aliempigia simu,hicho ndo kilichonifanya nimuulize dada huyu kulikoni
'
Akaniambia amechoshwa na huyo rafikie,kila siku anatendwa lakini hamuachi kisa eti anampenda na akitendwa anamletea yeye mashitaka
'
Nikamuuliza kwani yeye hana mpenzi?
'
Akaniambia hana muda mchafu,kwani kama mtu yoyote anataka amchukie basi amtamkie mambo ya mapenzi,akasema nyumbani kwake ana ile midoli ya umeme na inamridhisha!
'
Khaaa!Nimeduwaa mpaka ameshuka nimeshindwa kuendelea na maswali!

Tetra · Mar 11, 2013

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Huyo anajua ngono hajui mapenzi.
Chezea mapenzi wenye!
=

Totos Boss · Mar 11, 2013

Dah!!!

Zamaulid · Mar 11, 2013

Eiyer said:
Kuna dada nipo nae kwenye hiace(maarufu kama daladala kwa Dar) hapa amenishangaza sana
'
Kuna dada mmoja kampigia simu kisha akawa anazungumza nae,ameonekana kama anamponda yule aliempigia simu,hicho ndo kilichonifanya nimuulize dada huyu kulikoni
'
Akaniambia amechoshwa na huyo rafikie,kila siku anatendwa lakini hamuachi kisa eti anampenda na akitendwa anamletea yeye mashitaka
'
Nikamuuliza kwani yeye hana mpenzi?
'
Akaniambia hana muda mchafu,kwani kama mtu yoyote anataka amchukie basi amtamkie mambo ya mapenzi,akasema nyumbani kwake ana ile midoli ya umeme na inamridhisha!
'
Khaaa!Nimeduwaa mpaka ameshuka nimeshindwa kuendelea na maswali!

duuuuu!naamini hata namba hukumuomba kama ulivyokuwa unafikiria!!

Rogie · Mar 11, 2013

Yaani dada ukutane naye kwenye daladala akwambie yote hayo mpka ya midoli,minaomba nishukie hapa.

Kongosho · Mar 11, 2013

Kaunga, ex hubby amepatwa na umbea wa kwenye daladala kama ndyoko

Mtoto halali na hela · Mar 11, 2013

Rogie said:
Yaani dada ukutane naye kwenye daladala akwambie yote hayo mpka ya midoli,minaomba nishukie hapa.

hakuna kulipa hata mia.

mzabzab · Mar 11, 2013

wacha ajipe raha mwenyewe bana....

neggirl · Mar 11, 2013

Rogie said:
Yaani dada ukutane naye kwenye daladala akwambie yote hayo mpka ya midoli,minaomba nishukie hapa.

Haha hahaaaaa umeonaeeee!

Hata mie naomba kushuka kwa kweli. .. Kaaa

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Menyous · Mar 11, 2013

Rogie said:
Yaani dada ukutane naye kwenye daladala akwambie yote hayo mpka ya midoli,minaomba nishukie hapa.

Kha!!! Kama ulikuwa kwenye akili yangu Rogie duh!! Hii ni kali!!

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Hashpower7113 · Mar 11, 2013

Rogie said:
Yaani dada ukutane naye kwenye daladala akwambie yote hayo mpka ya midoli,minaomba nishukie hapa.

Hakika ndugu yang, kiukwel huyu bwana ni kilaza

Kaunga · Mar 11, 2013

Kongosho said:
Kaunga, ex hubby amepatwa na umbea wa kwenye daladala kama ndyoko

Kwani umemsahau na story zake za umbembe?

Eiyer · Mar 11, 2013

Tetra said:
::
Huyo anajua ngono hajui mapenzi.
Chezea mapenzi wenye!
=

Mkuu,kwani mapenzi ni nini?

Watu8 · Mar 11, 2013

Huyo dada ni fungu la kukosa, pake pakavu!!

Eiyer · Mar 11, 2013

Zamaulid said:
duuuuu!naamini hata namba hukumuomba kama ulivyokuwa unafikiria!!

Wa aina hii utapata hata "stimu" ya kumuomba namba kweli!

Eiyer · Mar 11, 2013

Kongosho said:
Kaunga, ex hubby amepatwa na umbea wa kwenye daladala kama ndyoko

Kongosho acha umbea wewe!

Eiyer · Mar 11, 2013

Kaunga said:
Kwani umemsahau na story zake za umbembe?

Hivi umepika nini leo?

Asnam · Mar 11, 2013

hiyo ilikuwa daladala kweli au ..................................:nono::nono::nono:konda bakhresa shusha.

nyabaheta · Mar 12, 2013

Eiyer said:
Kuna dada nipo nae kwenye hiace(maarufu kama daladala kwa Dar) hapa amenishangaza sana
'
Kuna dada mmoja kampigia simu kisha akawa anazungumza nae,ameonekana kama anamponda yule aliempigia simu,hicho ndo kilichonifanya nimuulize dada huyu kulikoni
'
Akaniambia amechoshwa na huyo rafikie,kila siku anatendwa lakini hamuachi kisa eti anampenda na akitendwa anamletea yeye mashitaka
'
Nikamuuliza kwani yeye hana mpenzi?
'
Akaniambia hana muda mchafu,kwani kama mtu yoyote anataka amchukie basi amtamkie mambo ya mapenzi,akasema nyumbani kwake ana ile midoli ya umeme na inamridhisha!
'
Khaaa!Nimeduwaa mpaka ameshuka nimeshindwa kuendelea na maswali!

Inaelekea alijua lengo lako ndo maana akakuwahi mapema.

Daaaah!!

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