Conversations na maana halisi.

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Convesation between ladies

mary: hello,
sarah: hello my dear how are u today?
Mary: am fine dear, i've missed u alot.
Sarah: and me too
mary: i am calling just to inform u that i will pay u a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: ok my dear, it will be a great pleasure to me.
I will be expecting u my angel.

*After dropping the call
mary: am going to visit that prostitute again
sarah: this idiot is coming here again, she thinks i will buy her drinks with
my money again, she forget it.

Conversation between men.

John: hello bastard
francis: hello goat wad up?
John: am fine, do u know that u are mad, how can u say that in public.
Francis: u are a fool. I said that to save myself. But i am coming ova this
afternoon.

John: ok fine, am waiting for u mr. mad man.

*After dropping the call
John: that guy is funny at times but a great friend
francis: thats my man. I like him very
much.

Observation: about girls, no insult in the face but too much hypocrite at the backstage
about boys, too much insult but clean heart at the backstage*

Round of applause for all males in the world
 
mmmmh ndo nini kutusuta wenzio loh,ni kweli tupu.
 
::
Mmm! Kuna ka ukweli japo moyo wa mtu ni fumbo kwa wengine!
=
 
Hahahaha. Mmetusomaje?
Mie siku hizi sihangaiki kusema karibu afu jitu lije kuniboa. Nasema tu siko mjini ama kuna mahali naenda!
 
Man, you are an incredible character, well established and constructed naked TRUTH....Most of women are hypocrites
 

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