Mpui Lyazumbi
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 1, 2010
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wewe ni mtu wa mama ntilie, acha kutuzugaHaha haha, hahaha. .mkuu umenifurahisha sana nipo hapa hotel napata msosi nimecheka kwa sauti maana nipo alone mpk jamaa wengine wametabasam kwa hiki kicheko.
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code
nimecheka sana. Umeyajuaje haya kama hauna kimchina pia?Kweli wee bujibuji!
Labda yupo kwenye Restaurant ambayo iko ndani ya Hotel, otherwise ndiyo yale yale mtu yupo kwenye kibanda cha chips (mgahawa) anasema yupo Hotelini.
Jana tu nimepita sehemu wanauza vichwa na miguu ya kuku, nikaisikia njemba moja pale imeshika mguu wa kuku huku anamwambia mwenzake kwenye simu nipo hapa nakula kuku, amazing
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code
Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth
pickii
4.kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi
mfano Nokla,Blackderry,Samvang
5.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1
missed call
6.Ukiwa karibu na lorry
likawashwa kitu kinaandika
"Charger Connected"
7.lazma iwe na Simu card Mbili na
bettry mbili
8.kukiwa hamna umeme inaandika
"insert sim card"
9.ukipost status facebook ina post
10 nyingine bila ww kujua
10. Ukipita karibu na mchina uku
bluetooth ikiwa on ,simu
inaonesha new hardware found,
please enter pairing code
nimecheka sana. Umeyajuaje haya kama hauna kimchina pia?
Kwenye red ndio nini?