Brothas,11 hilarious reasons to break-up with her!


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BY CAPITAL LIFESTYLE.

There are certain “special” occasions that would make a man want to run away from his girlfriend or wife because of the expectations from his beautiful lass. Such occasions would be Valentine’s day, her birthday and anniversary when he senses his girl might want to go overboard with her expectations at his expense. At such times, some men are known to come up with various excuses to avoid these expensive occasions that always make them feel like doing drastic things to get the funds including thoughts of robbing a bank or two. Without further ado....

1.”16 missed calls?! You killed my battery, so you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!”

2.”How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT’S OVER!”

3.”You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!”

4. “So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, better go and find him because it’s over between us.”

5. “So Beyonce’s “Drunk in love” is your caller tune? I can’t trust alcoholics with my future kids. It’s over!”

6. “They are shouting bird flu and you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!”

7. “I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can’t date someone who’s not patient.”

8. “You keep calling me honey, which means you’re calling my mother a bee? How dare you? It’s over!”

9. “You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short? It’s OVER!”

10. “I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!”

11. “You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things, we’re done!”

You're welcome.
 
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zote mfuniko afu ukikomaaa kweli uhusiano kwishney
 
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Hahahahah, hii topic kama imenigusa hivi, natoka na mtoto mkali ila expenses siku hizi za holiday season zinakua kubwa. Week ijayo itabdi niseme naenda Moshi kusalimia wazazi had mwaka mpya uishe.
 
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ahaaaa no 8 & 9 banangeee! this is interesting.
 
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Ni hivo msimu wa sikukuu ndo huu, hizo ndo sababu zenyewe sasa.....
 
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Ni hivo msimu wa sikukuu ndo huu, hizo ndo sababu zenyewe sasa.....
Hii thread inanikumbusha jamaa alimmwaga demu wake kisa kavaa chupi ya chui chui, anamuuliza "Unanitisha eeh, unanitisha? Basi ondoka hapa na huu ni mwisho kati yangu mi na wewe".
 
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Hii thread inanikumbusha jamaa alimmwaga demu wake kisa kavaa chupi ya chui chui, anamuuliza "Unanitisha eeh, unanitisha? Basi ondoka hapa na huu ni mwisho kati yangu mi na wewe".
nimecheka sanaaaaaa. Huyo kichaa tu alikua kajichokea akapata sababu
 
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no 8 imenichekesha zaidi:D:D:D:D:D
 
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Number 2 is hilarious.Damn, I can smell conspiracy!
 

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