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Amani ya Mungu (yoyote unaemuabudu wewe) iwe rohoni mwenu. Nawatakia mfungo mwema wa kwaresmaaa.
FIRED FRIEND
Ilikuwa ijumaa asubuhi kama saa 3 mdau kanipigia anavodai kaacha kazi but 99% wanao acha kazi wanakuwa either wamefukuzwa direct or in kind.
Nikamshauri mdau Aint nothing good for the brain like a morning beer! (Kwaresma ilikuwa haijaanza) Twende tukazimue, the bill is on you hujachukua NSSF bado.
Basi tukaenda kwa sintah (sio msanii) and we were drinking our life away. A life that is all bureaucracy and no mission is worth drinking away anyway.
LADY STRANGER IN THE BAR
Mara kaja mdada anaonekana kavurugwa si kidogo, akasalimiana na Sintah, sababu it was 10 in the morning pub sijui ilikuwa na watu 5, akaja kwetu naweza kuwajoin. Mmmmmh! Mdau akamjibu hapana. (Its not that was rude hapana, mjini hapa mnaweza kusagwa mchana kweupe, better be rude than sorry).
Akajiongeza nitanunua bia all the time, mdau akamkazia NO. Nikamkanyaga huku chini. Akakaza yule dada maskini akiondoa kurudi kwa Sintah ndani. Nikamwambia what did you do that for? She said she will buy didnt she? Come on the dr will kill me if he finds out I am drinking, but if he finds out I am drinking any of the expensive staff in their counter he wont be so mad like if he finds out I am killing my self with this cheap staff.
Hahahaaaaaaaaa. The lady looks loaded, she can afford all the expensive liquor plus she might kill herelf tomorrow who knows? Lets hear her story, few hours of our attention wont kill us. Twende tukamuite. Akasema im buying today NO! NIKAHISI HUENDA WASHAKUTANA MAHALI WAKAVURUGUANA ALL THIS ATTITUDE SIO BURE.
Mara yule mdada akarudi na Sintah, ndo kututambulisha bwana huyu shosti yangu (mtu yoyote ukiwa na hela zako za bia au buzi la maana ushakuwa shosti wa Sintah) ana matatizo anapitia kipindi kigumu, she just needs people to talk to, people that do not know her. Please be kind muongee nae.
Nikakubali poa da Sintah, kaibu dada. (Nilikubali pale coz Sintah nundaa tungekataa nageweza kutufukuza kama mbwa o fcourse there was also free liquor involved, our kindness had to be infinity and beyond)
STORY FOR THE GODS (HER STORY OF UN HAPPY MARRIAGE)
Ndo kuanza kusimulia nini kilicho mvuruga. Like all marriage stories they start so happy, full of love, full of joy and laughter so was her story. It was in 2007, she married the man of his life, couldnt be any luckier nor any happier. Like all new wifes she thought, there marriage will be DIFFERENT, that him and her were SPECIAL, meant for each other.
Hulalalaaaaaaaaaaa! Maiaka kadhaa mbele baada ya harusi, life became what it really is just a series of down endings. One blow after another, anaendelea tu ku hope it will get better tomorrow. Little did she know tomorrow is just another day and nothing spectacular about it.
Baade mambo yakamfika kooni kabisaaa. It was to be expected THE GUY PROMISED HER THE SUN AND THE MOON AND DIDNT DELIVER ANY . Ikawa furaha hakuna anaishi ilimradi tu kulea wanae. Inapita miezi hata mitatu bila game. Na wala hajisikii kuiulizia. Yani she was stuck in a web of complicated emotional feelings.
MCHEPUKO
Kama bahati tu siku hio kaenda semina ya NBAA ya wahasibu inayokutanisha watu mbalimbali. Akakutana namtu nae kaoa and they clicked, muhasibu wa multinational kubwa tu moja nchini humu. Basi kama mjuavyo wewe si wanguuuu, mi si wakooo chuki ya nini kati yetu, wakapeana mambo kiutu uzima tu kusindikiza preposterous demands za Uttoh by that time.
Semina kuisha kila mtu akarudi kwao ila wakapeana namba. Basi ndo ikawa kuchepukaaa kama wameoana. Na hivi mchepuko mcharooo umelizidi kuwa mtamu kuliko mume mtu, mchepuko una hela, una class, unajua ku care and how to treat a lady, unahonga mi shopping, mafuta full tank, mbanjuko five star, life could never get better. It was like fate gave her second chance.
NDOA INASIMAMA IMARA KWA MARA YA PILI.
Huku kwa mumewe malalamiko yakaisha kabisaaa, maneno maneno mwanaume gani sijui nini kwishaaaaa. Anabakia tu kuitikia mmmh, okay, haina shida. Mawazo hayapo hapo kabisaa.
Na ukiwa mchepukaji unaenda kwa plan leo nimpelekee maua ofisini, kumpelemba, kesho nimpikie chakula anachokipenda, kesho nimnunulie perfume, mradi danganya toto hazikuishi. He bought it.
Akaenda kusoma misa nashukuru Mola kwa kumbadilisha mke wangu na kurudisha upendo na amani kwa familia yetu. Mmmmmmh! Mume hata akifanya kitu ambacho zamaniangenuniwa wiki 3 akawa anasamehewa tu, just like that. The power of mchepukoo.
SHE WANTS IT ALL, THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
Akachoka kuishi double life, akamwambia mchepuko waachane na watu wao, waoane kiserikali sababu yeye ana mimba, na hataki kuitoa. Mimba ya mchepukooo. Ndo mchepuko uasema tu as a blant statement bora unavoachana na mumeo, maaana he is the worst husband ever, he didnt deserve you at all.
Ila mi mke wangu roho inaniuma sanaa kumuacha maana matukio yote nayomfanyia bado ana moyo ule ule niliomuoa nao. Naweza nisilale home mwezi au 2 nikirudi ananiambia pole mumwe wangu na kazi, asante kwa kutuhangaika, unahangika maskini ili si tuishi vizuri. Maji ya kuoga tayari bafuni. Hahahahaaaa! Nikila hata nikiondoka siku hio hio ananiaga kwa upendo Mungu akutangulie.
Aaaaaaw! Makini mke wangu ananiambia watu wananisema vibaya kwake mimi muhuni nimeonekana na mwanamke sijui wapi aje anifumanie, yeye hawaamini, na hata angeamini, i am still the best thing that ever happened to her.
Just the fact kuwa narudi nyumbani form time to time, hajawahi kupungukiwa kitu,wanae wanasoma shule nzuri, wazazi wake nawaangali fresh na biashara nimemfungulia is more than enough for her kujua kwamba namjali.
Yeye kesharidhika hapo kabisaaa. Sasa naanzaje kumuacha mtu wa hivi jamani? Si atakufa na pressure. Mmmmh! Bi dada akanyamaza tu maana kumuacha mtu awe mbaya au mzuri maadamu ushamzoea lazima feelings na majuto zihusike. Ila wakakubaliana wanapendana na wachane na watu wao.
BYE BYE HUBBY, BYE BYE MARRIAGE.
Ndo bi dada kumuaga sasa hubby dearest kuwa she met somebody else and she wants out. Hubby aldataa maana alijua doa ishakaa vizuri. Kuuliza nimekosea wapi, nimekukosea nini. Anamwambia ist not you, it is just me im no longer happy with you, met someone nime fall kwake. Hivoo.
Sijataka kukuchit, au kuishi double life, ndo maana nimekwambia usoni coz nakuheshimu na nataka tuachane kirafiki tu. Tusiwe maadui tulee watoto. Anampelemba hata wewe mume wangu you deserve to be happy with someone else.
Our marriage has been sufficiently awkward, na sisi bado wadogo. Mume alidataaaa. Ila mwishoe akakubali matokeo. Bibie akahama watoto kamuachia, ila anaend kuwaona kama kawaida. Mchepuko nao uko in process za kumuacha mkewe.
The promised moon is not deliver AGAIN!.
Mwenzanguule mchepuko mwaka umeisha bi dada kazaa bado hauja muacha mkewe. Ndo kumwambia live bwana mimi nimeshindwa kumuacha mke wangu. Maana kila njia nayojaribu kugombana nae anajishusha hata kama kosa langu anaomba msamaha, anajua niko na wewe kakubali matokeo na wala hajawahi kuniuliza kwanini nimezaa nje au vipi, yeye anaishi maish yake.
Ningekuwa muislamu ninge waoa wote ila mimi mkiristu japo sio mtimilifu na nishamuoa yule bahati mbaya nilikutana nae kabla yako, itabidi tu tuishi hivi hivi kimitala. Sometime niko huku, sometime niko kule. Kama huwezi basi ila yule malaika kumuacha kule imekuwa ngumu.
Nimebakia naomba Mungu apae mtu mwingine aniache lakini sio dalili, commitment yake si mchezo. Nakupenda wewe, nataka kuwa na wewe ila tuvumiliane kwa haya mapungufu mpaka soln itakapo patikana huko mbele. Ndo maisha mapya hayo.
Mcharo akiwepo kwae she becomes the happiest woman on earth na mtoto wao. Mcharo akienda kwa mke mkubwa anakuja kwa sintah kunyw saa 3 asubuhi.
Moral of this issue is LIFE IS A SERIES OF DOWN ENDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRED FRIEND
Ilikuwa ijumaa asubuhi kama saa 3 mdau kanipigia anavodai kaacha kazi but 99% wanao acha kazi wanakuwa either wamefukuzwa direct or in kind.
Nikamshauri mdau Aint nothing good for the brain like a morning beer! (Kwaresma ilikuwa haijaanza) Twende tukazimue, the bill is on you hujachukua NSSF bado.
Basi tukaenda kwa sintah (sio msanii) and we were drinking our life away. A life that is all bureaucracy and no mission is worth drinking away anyway.
LADY STRANGER IN THE BAR
Mara kaja mdada anaonekana kavurugwa si kidogo, akasalimiana na Sintah, sababu it was 10 in the morning pub sijui ilikuwa na watu 5, akaja kwetu naweza kuwajoin. Mmmmmh! Mdau akamjibu hapana. (Its not that was rude hapana, mjini hapa mnaweza kusagwa mchana kweupe, better be rude than sorry).
Akajiongeza nitanunua bia all the time, mdau akamkazia NO. Nikamkanyaga huku chini. Akakaza yule dada maskini akiondoa kurudi kwa Sintah ndani. Nikamwambia what did you do that for? She said she will buy didnt she? Come on the dr will kill me if he finds out I am drinking, but if he finds out I am drinking any of the expensive staff in their counter he wont be so mad like if he finds out I am killing my self with this cheap staff.
Hahahaaaaaaaaa. The lady looks loaded, she can afford all the expensive liquor plus she might kill herelf tomorrow who knows? Lets hear her story, few hours of our attention wont kill us. Twende tukamuite. Akasema im buying today NO! NIKAHISI HUENDA WASHAKUTANA MAHALI WAKAVURUGUANA ALL THIS ATTITUDE SIO BURE.
Mara yule mdada akarudi na Sintah, ndo kututambulisha bwana huyu shosti yangu (mtu yoyote ukiwa na hela zako za bia au buzi la maana ushakuwa shosti wa Sintah) ana matatizo anapitia kipindi kigumu, she just needs people to talk to, people that do not know her. Please be kind muongee nae.
Nikakubali poa da Sintah, kaibu dada. (Nilikubali pale coz Sintah nundaa tungekataa nageweza kutufukuza kama mbwa o fcourse there was also free liquor involved, our kindness had to be infinity and beyond)
STORY FOR THE GODS (HER STORY OF UN HAPPY MARRIAGE)
Ndo kuanza kusimulia nini kilicho mvuruga. Like all marriage stories they start so happy, full of love, full of joy and laughter so was her story. It was in 2007, she married the man of his life, couldnt be any luckier nor any happier. Like all new wifes she thought, there marriage will be DIFFERENT, that him and her were SPECIAL, meant for each other.
Hulalalaaaaaaaaaaa! Maiaka kadhaa mbele baada ya harusi, life became what it really is just a series of down endings. One blow after another, anaendelea tu ku hope it will get better tomorrow. Little did she know tomorrow is just another day and nothing spectacular about it.
Baade mambo yakamfika kooni kabisaaa. It was to be expected THE GUY PROMISED HER THE SUN AND THE MOON AND DIDNT DELIVER ANY . Ikawa furaha hakuna anaishi ilimradi tu kulea wanae. Inapita miezi hata mitatu bila game. Na wala hajisikii kuiulizia. Yani she was stuck in a web of complicated emotional feelings.
MCHEPUKO
Kama bahati tu siku hio kaenda semina ya NBAA ya wahasibu inayokutanisha watu mbalimbali. Akakutana namtu nae kaoa and they clicked, muhasibu wa multinational kubwa tu moja nchini humu. Basi kama mjuavyo wewe si wanguuuu, mi si wakooo chuki ya nini kati yetu, wakapeana mambo kiutu uzima tu kusindikiza preposterous demands za Uttoh by that time.
Semina kuisha kila mtu akarudi kwao ila wakapeana namba. Basi ndo ikawa kuchepukaaa kama wameoana. Na hivi mchepuko mcharooo umelizidi kuwa mtamu kuliko mume mtu, mchepuko una hela, una class, unajua ku care and how to treat a lady, unahonga mi shopping, mafuta full tank, mbanjuko five star, life could never get better. It was like fate gave her second chance.
NDOA INASIMAMA IMARA KWA MARA YA PILI.
Huku kwa mumewe malalamiko yakaisha kabisaaa, maneno maneno mwanaume gani sijui nini kwishaaaaa. Anabakia tu kuitikia mmmh, okay, haina shida. Mawazo hayapo hapo kabisaa.
Na ukiwa mchepukaji unaenda kwa plan leo nimpelekee maua ofisini, kumpelemba, kesho nimpikie chakula anachokipenda, kesho nimnunulie perfume, mradi danganya toto hazikuishi. He bought it.
Akaenda kusoma misa nashukuru Mola kwa kumbadilisha mke wangu na kurudisha upendo na amani kwa familia yetu. Mmmmmmh! Mume hata akifanya kitu ambacho zamaniangenuniwa wiki 3 akawa anasamehewa tu, just like that. The power of mchepukoo.
SHE WANTS IT ALL, THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
Akachoka kuishi double life, akamwambia mchepuko waachane na watu wao, waoane kiserikali sababu yeye ana mimba, na hataki kuitoa. Mimba ya mchepukooo. Ndo mchepuko uasema tu as a blant statement bora unavoachana na mumeo, maaana he is the worst husband ever, he didnt deserve you at all.
Ila mi mke wangu roho inaniuma sanaa kumuacha maana matukio yote nayomfanyia bado ana moyo ule ule niliomuoa nao. Naweza nisilale home mwezi au 2 nikirudi ananiambia pole mumwe wangu na kazi, asante kwa kutuhangaika, unahangika maskini ili si tuishi vizuri. Maji ya kuoga tayari bafuni. Hahahahaaaa! Nikila hata nikiondoka siku hio hio ananiaga kwa upendo Mungu akutangulie.
Aaaaaaw! Makini mke wangu ananiambia watu wananisema vibaya kwake mimi muhuni nimeonekana na mwanamke sijui wapi aje anifumanie, yeye hawaamini, na hata angeamini, i am still the best thing that ever happened to her.
Just the fact kuwa narudi nyumbani form time to time, hajawahi kupungukiwa kitu,wanae wanasoma shule nzuri, wazazi wake nawaangali fresh na biashara nimemfungulia is more than enough for her kujua kwamba namjali.
Yeye kesharidhika hapo kabisaaa. Sasa naanzaje kumuacha mtu wa hivi jamani? Si atakufa na pressure. Mmmmh! Bi dada akanyamaza tu maana kumuacha mtu awe mbaya au mzuri maadamu ushamzoea lazima feelings na majuto zihusike. Ila wakakubaliana wanapendana na wachane na watu wao.
BYE BYE HUBBY, BYE BYE MARRIAGE.
Ndo bi dada kumuaga sasa hubby dearest kuwa she met somebody else and she wants out. Hubby aldataa maana alijua doa ishakaa vizuri. Kuuliza nimekosea wapi, nimekukosea nini. Anamwambia ist not you, it is just me im no longer happy with you, met someone nime fall kwake. Hivoo.
Sijataka kukuchit, au kuishi double life, ndo maana nimekwambia usoni coz nakuheshimu na nataka tuachane kirafiki tu. Tusiwe maadui tulee watoto. Anampelemba hata wewe mume wangu you deserve to be happy with someone else.
Our marriage has been sufficiently awkward, na sisi bado wadogo. Mume alidataaaa. Ila mwishoe akakubali matokeo. Bibie akahama watoto kamuachia, ila anaend kuwaona kama kawaida. Mchepuko nao uko in process za kumuacha mkewe.
The promised moon is not deliver AGAIN!.
Mwenzanguule mchepuko mwaka umeisha bi dada kazaa bado hauja muacha mkewe. Ndo kumwambia live bwana mimi nimeshindwa kumuacha mke wangu. Maana kila njia nayojaribu kugombana nae anajishusha hata kama kosa langu anaomba msamaha, anajua niko na wewe kakubali matokeo na wala hajawahi kuniuliza kwanini nimezaa nje au vipi, yeye anaishi maish yake.
Ningekuwa muislamu ninge waoa wote ila mimi mkiristu japo sio mtimilifu na nishamuoa yule bahati mbaya nilikutana nae kabla yako, itabidi tu tuishi hivi hivi kimitala. Sometime niko huku, sometime niko kule. Kama huwezi basi ila yule malaika kumuacha kule imekuwa ngumu.
Nimebakia naomba Mungu apae mtu mwingine aniache lakini sio dalili, commitment yake si mchezo. Nakupenda wewe, nataka kuwa na wewe ila tuvumiliane kwa haya mapungufu mpaka soln itakapo patikana huko mbele. Ndo maisha mapya hayo.
Mcharo akiwepo kwae she becomes the happiest woman on earth na mtoto wao. Mcharo akienda kwa mke mkubwa anakuja kwa sintah kunyw saa 3 asubuhi.
Moral of this issue is LIFE IS A SERIES OF DOWN ENDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
