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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zaleo, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. zaleo

    zaleo JF-Expert Member

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    From Yahoo
    In a child custody case the Lady is given the chance to plead her case and says "I brought the child to life. I carried him for 9 months. He is mine, I should keep him."

    The Judge said to the man "What do you have to say in defense to this?"

    The man took his time before he cleared his throat and said "If a man puts his ATM card into an ATM machine and money comes out, who is the owner of the money? Is it for the man or the ATM’?"


  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    precisely the Man's!