Bakari, the house boy!


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Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).
Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank however, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.
When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as a thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.
The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today, he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he called Bakari.
He shouted: 'Bakari!'
Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'
Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'
No answer.
The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?
Still no answer.
Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:
You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when
I ask you a question you don't answer me?
Bakari retorted that, when you are in the kitchen, you don't hear anything at all, except the name.
Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.
Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here?
No answer.
Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
No answer.
Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!
YA!!
"Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet".
 
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tehe tehe tehe........ u have made my day, nmecheka mpaka basi......... dah bakari noma....:lol:
 
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Ha ha haaa...........
 
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jaman bakar huyu huyu
 
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bosi kapata kigugumizi, du bakari kiboko
 
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u made ma day boy...........hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
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Mkuki kwa nguruwe maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Nimecheka mpaka nimepumua
 
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! nikuulize part two yake.... hivi hichi kitumbua hakikuingia mchanga kweli? mweeee!
 
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Kwiiiiiiiiiii,kwaaaaaaaa,kwiiiiiiiiiii,wajamen hapo ngoma droooo.bakari kasawazisha du,leo nimecheka!
 
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ha ha ha ha nimepipenda.ata mimi ningesikia jina pekee.
 

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