Amri kumi kwa wapendao ofa

Safari_ni_Safari · May 16, 2013

1. Muheshimu anayekununulia
2. Muamkie mtoa ofa kabla hujakaa kitini
3. Uwe ndie mchekeshaji wa kikao, lakini usimkatishe mazungumzo anaetoa ofaa
4. Daima jitolee kufuata na kubeba vinywaji toka kaunta
5. Mtoa ofa akikutuma popote usikatae
6. Mtoa ofa akiupenda muziki fulani, we anza kucheza kwa bidii kabisa
7. Usiwe msafi kuliko mtoa ofa
8. Usinywe kwa pupa, kunywa mafunda madogomadogo
9. Usitamani mpenzi wa mtoa ofa hata kama ndie mke wako
10. Mtoa ofa akitoa kichekesho cheka sana hata kama hakichekeshi
KUMBUKA……Mtoa ofa akiwa Man U na wewe Man U, akiwa Chelsea na wewe hivyo hivyo. Akiwa CCM na wewe onyesha kadi kabisa, akiwa CHADEMA onyesha kadi na katiba…kifupi uwe umejitayarisha kila wakati.

charger · May 16, 2013

11.Msifie mtoa ofa kwamba yeye ni sharobaro hata kama amevaa shati la kikoi,suruali ya kimchelemchele,soksi za pundamilia na mokasi zilizochongoka na kupinda juu kama kikatio cha majani ya ng'ombe.

mgeni10 · May 16, 2013

Hapo namba tisa ni mtihani kwa mtu anaeithamini ndoa yake

Otorong'ong'o · May 16, 2013

Duhhh....Hii nilisikia leo Radio One Nyepesi nyepesi...

evangelical · May 16, 2013

mmmmhh, nimezikubali!

Queen Kan · May 16, 2013

Vyabure gharama

Himidini · May 16, 2013

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Da! Kumbe biashara ya utumwa ipo ila ki-digitali zaidi!
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Safari_ni_Safari · May 16, 2013

tedo said:
Duhhh....Hii nilisikia leo Radio One Nyepesi nyepesi...

Kwa hiyo?

Ukwaju · May 16, 2013

Mwisho utaolewa bure.
Dume ni kugangamala UPAMBE ni mbaya
Na mm nimeiskia leo asubuhi Radio One kwa D. Rweyunga kwa hiyo tusiwe tuna-copy na Ku-Paste
Kweli zikimpanda na mko Bar na mkeo anaweza kukuchagua badala ya mkeo sijui utakataa

ndetichia · May 16, 2013

kweli kabisa hilo limepita kavu kavu #MinenoYaKufundana

ndetichia · May 16, 2013

kweli kabisa hilo limepita kavu kavu #MinenoYaKufundana

Mwali · May 16, 2013

Kambaku, mbona Safari_ni_Safari ameongea utasema copy-paste ya CV ya fulani?????
#InspiredFromARealStory

Somoe · May 16, 2013

Safari_ni_Safari said:
1. Muheshimu anayekununulia
2. Muamkie mtoa ofa kabla hujakaa kitini
3. Uwe ndie mchekeshaji wa kikao, lakini usimkatishe mazungumzo anaetoa ofaa
4. Daima jitolee kufuata na kubeba vinywaji toka kaunta
5. Mtoa ofa akikutuma popote usikatae
6. Mtoa ofa akiupenda muziki fulani, we anza kucheza kwa bidii kabisa
7. Usiwe msafi kuliko mtoa ofa
8. Usinywe kwa pupa, kunywa mafunda madogomadogo
9. Usitamani mpenzi wa mtoa ofa hata kama ndie mke wako
10. Mtoa ofa akitoa kichekesho cheka sana hata kama hakichekeshi
KUMBUKA……Mtoa ofa akiwa Man U na wewe Man U, akiwa Chelsea na wewe hivyo hivyo. Akiwa CCM na wewe onyesha kadi kabisa, akiwa CHADEMA onyesha kadi na katiba…kifupi uwe umejitayarisha kila wakati.

NIMEIPENDA, AHH NIMEIPENDA.
Nami ndio nipo hivo hivo nipe tu ofa, utakuwa mfalme wangu hahaha

Kaunga · May 16, 2013

Hahah, kweli bure aghali.
Yaani l should laugh at all ur silly jokes.
Hahahah, nitoe basi zis wikend.

Ablessed · May 16, 2013

Himidini said:
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Da! Kumbe biashara ya utumwa ipo ila ki-digitali zaidi!
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Umeona eeeh.

Ablessed · May 16, 2013

Kaunga said:
Hahah, kweli bure aghali.
Yaani l should laugh at all ur silly jokes.
Hahahah, nitoe basi zis wikend.

Yaani nimecheka kweli , sasa kama anakuboa itakuaje walahi

Ablessed · May 16, 2013

Ukwaju said:
Mwisho utaolewa bure.
Dume ni kugangamala UPAMBE ni mbaya
Na mm nimeiskia leo asubuhi Radio One kwa D. Rweyunga kwa hiyo tusiwe tuna-copy na Ku-Paste
Kweli zikimpanda na mko Bar na mkeo anaweza kukuchagua badala ya mkeo sijui utakataa

Inafaa anapopesti si unajua wengine tuko bondeni sana redio one hatuipati tunapata RTD tu ukizingatia radio yenyewe mkulima na betri za kuanika kwanza. Kumbe ilikua radio one basi wengi wamejifunza

Kaunga · May 16, 2013

Ablessed said:
Yaani nimecheka kweli , sasa kama anakuboa itakuaje walahi

Si nataka ofa bwana, hata akianza kujichokonoa pua na midole namsifia tu.

Yaani nimekumbuka kuna sehemu moja nilifanya kazi, ilikuwa ukimsifia muhasibu vitu vyake alivyotoka navyo States (ilikuwa mara yake ya kwanza) basi hata ukimdanganya ukucha unauma, si ruhusa tu ya kwenda town atakupa lkn na imprest nene tu iso na retirement. Chezea kusifiwa weye!

Ablessed · May 16, 2013

Kaunga said:
Si nataka ofa bwana, hata akianza kujichooakon pua na midole namsifia tu.

Yaani nimekumbuka kuna sehemu moja nilifanya kazi, ilikuwa ukimsifia muhasibu vitu vyake alivyotoka navyo States (ilikuwa mara yake ya kwanza) basi hata ukimdanganya ukucha unauma, si ruhusa tu ya kwenda town atakupa lkn na imprest nene tu iso na retirement. Chezea kusifiwa weye!

Hapo kwenye red lol

BAK · May 18, 2013

Mhhhh! lol! Bure ghali!!!!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v =BofL1AaiTjo[/video]

Safari_ni_Safari said:
1. Muheshimu anayekununulia
2. Muamkie mtoa ofa kabla hujakaa kitini
3. Uwe ndie mchekeshaji wa kikao, lakini usimkatishe mazungumzo anaetoa ofaa
4. Daima jitolee kufuata na kubeba vinywaji toka kaunta
5. Mtoa ofa akikutuma popote usikatae
6. Mtoa ofa akiupenda muziki fulani, we anza kucheza kwa bidii kabisa
7. Usiwe msafi kuliko mtoa ofa
8. Usinywe kwa pupa, kunywa mafunda madogomadogo
9. Usitamani mpenzi wa mtoa ofa hata kama ndie mke wako
10. Mtoa ofa akitoa kichekesho cheka sana hata kama hakichekeshi
KUMBUKAMtoa ofa akiwa Man U na wewe Man U, akiwa Chelsea na wewe hivyo hivyo. Akiwa CCM na wewe onyesha kadi kabisa, akiwa CHADEMA onyesha kadi na katibakifupi uwe umejitayarisha kila wakati.

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