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Padri Mcharo · Dec 30, 2016

Kuna demu hapa kitaani kwetu ilikuwaga ni mgeni

Siku moja alikuwa anatoka sokoni nikawa nimemuvizia ili nimuombe namba za simu

Demu ilinipa namba za simu tukawa tunawasiliana vizuri tu

Ikafikia muda uvumilivu ukanishinda nikamutongoza

Demu alinikubalia fresh tu ombi langu tukawa wapenzi na tukawa tunachati kipenzi penzi fulani hivi

Si unajua tena ule mzuka wa mpenzi mpya na kutishiana kuwa siku tumegegedana utanikoma tu na nilivyo na mingenye hivi na mzuka na wewe nitakugegeda mpaka ukojoe sana tu na nilivyo mutundu hivi kunako 6*6

Demu akawa na shauku kubwa kukutana na mimi kwa kuwa nimemwambia kuwa mimi ni mtundu

Siku moja jumapili fulani hivi tukapanga mtanange aje ghetto tugegedane

Demu alikuja siku hiyo ghetto akakuta mwanaume nimejipanga poa tu

Tukapiga story za hapa na pale mingenye akutushika hao chumbani

Vua demu fasta nikamuchezea kidogo huyo nikaingiza dushe

Uwiiiiiiiii!! Dakika mbili nyingi mno Wana UKAWA wakatoka fasta muda huo demu ndo mzuka umemupanda sasa anataka nionyeshe utundu wangu niliomwambiaga kabla

Aaah!! Wapi kitu chali nilipigwa kofi la kisogoni nikadondoka chini nikiwa uchi muda huo mara teke la kwenye P... Mbu aiseee nililia kama mtoto mdogo.

Tangu siku hiyo demu nikamwogopa hata kumuona au kukutana nae kitaani.

bita_mugy · Dec 30, 2016

Hahhhahhha pole sana mkuu nyeto hyoo

pistmshai · Dec 30, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
Uwiiiiiiiii!! Dakika mbili nyingi mno Wana UKAWA wakatoka fasta muda huo demu ndo mzuka umemupanda sasa anataka nionyeshe utundu wangu niliomwambiaga kabla

😀😀
Hilo ndio tatizo la UKAWA mkuu..! mbwembwe nyingi.. wakati wa kampeni, halafu siku ya mwisho wanaaibika

Padri Mcharo · Dec 30, 2016

bita_mugy said:
Hahhhahhha pole sana mkuu nyeto hyoo

Nakumbuka ilikua Landmark Hotel first time kumbanjua demu wangu (huyu mpya).
Mie hata dakika haikufika, wazungu haoooooooo..... Dah nilifadhaika nikawa mpole tuu....
Nikaomba msamaha nikasingizia zaidi ya mwaka cjapata hii kitu... Demu akanielewa.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Lovery · Dec 30, 2016

Hahahaha mwanamke usimchukulie wa maana sana ukiwa nae chumbani, kitendo cha kumpandisha hadhi kubwa kitakufanya uingiwe na uoga mwisho unashindwa kubanjuka Mubashara, na yeye atakudharau atakuona wa hovyo tu kumbe ma presha yako.

Jifunze kumshusha thamani na ondoa ile hali ya matamanio makubwa katika maungo yake, Hakika utakuwa mshindi kila mechi.

Lokii · Dec 30, 2016

Mkuu umecopy na kupaste kweli? mbona ni mwandiko wako kabisa huu?

logolie · Dec 30, 2016

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Natokea Kanda Maalum · Dec 30, 2016

Cox dawa yao

sandraeli · Dec 30, 2016

Ndo ujanja wako wote wa kuwabanjua ukaishia hapo

monicer · Dec 30, 2016

Boloyanki said:
Mkuu umecopy na kupaste kweli? mbona ni mwandiko wako kabisa huu?

Meipenda

Adolph Jr · Dec 30, 2016

duuuh...ngoja siku nikikua kumbe ukubwa unautamu hivyo. ....!!

Hamis Juma · Dec 30, 2016

Mpe pole huko uliko copy

adden · Dec 30, 2016

umenikumbusha zamani hahahaha kidemu kimevua nguo tiari mi hata sijamgusa waaaaa ikabidi nimwambie we vaa nguo tu uende!braza alicheka siku hiyo hadi leo ananikumbushaga

Zamaulid · Dec 30, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
Nakumbuka ilikua Landmark Hotel first time kumbanjua demu wangu (huyu mpya).
Mie hata dakika haikufika, wazungu haoooooooo..... Dah nilifadhaika nikawa mpole tuu....
Nikaomba msamaha nikasingizia zaidi ya mwaka cjapata hii kitu... Demu akanielewa.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Mkaondoka?

Zamaulid · Dec 30, 2016

adden said:
umenikumbusha zamani hahahaha kidemu kimevua nguo tiari mi hata sijamgusa waaaaa ikabidi nimwambie we vaa nguo tu uende!braza alicheka siku hiyo hadi leo ananikumbushaga

Te te te....ndo ikaishia hivyo tu

adden · Dec 30, 2016

Zamaulid said:
Te te te....ndo ikaishia hivyo tu

kidem chenyewe kilikuwa bado kigeni kwa mambo hayo hata zilivyotoka akawa anazishangaa hata ningekaambia ndio mgegedo ndio hivi kangeamini!ila ingekuwa limeshazoea michezo hiyo ningekula salala za kutosha

Salahan · Dec 30, 2016

Mi natumia formula ya one way yan speed 120 mwanao mwisho pumziko ataomba yeye

Tanya · Dec 30, 2016

nimecheka kwa sauti

nandengele · Dec 30, 2016

adden said:
umenikumbusha zamani hahahaha kidemu kimevua nguo tiari mi hata sijamgusa waaaaa ikabidi nimwambie we vaa nguo tu uende!braza alicheka siku hiyo hadi leo ananikumbushaga

Alikuambia alichokuwa anacheka??

Moneyowner · Dec 30, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
Kuna demu hapa kitaani kwetu ilikuwaga ni mgeni

Siku moja alikuwa anatoka sokoni nikawa nimemuvizia ili nimuombe namba za simu

Demu ilinipa namba za simu tukawa tunawasiliana vizuri tu

Ikafikia muda uvumilivu ukanishinda nikamutongoza

Demu alinikubalia fresh tu ombi langu tukawa wapenzi na tukawa tunachati kipenzi penzi fulani hivi

Si unajua tena ule mzuka wa mpenzi mpya na kutishiana kuwa siku tumegegedana utanikoma tu na nilivyo na mingenye hivi na mzuka na wewe nitakugegeda mpaka ukojoe sana tu na nilivyo mutundu hivi kunako 6*6

Demu akawa na shauku kubwa kukutana na mimi kwa kuwa nimemwambia kuwa mimi ni mtundu

Siku moja jumapili fulani hivi tukapanga mtanange aje ghetto tugegedane

Demu alikuja siku hiyo ghetto akakuta mwanaume nimejipanga poa tu

Tukapiga story za hapa na pale mingenye akutushika hao chumbani

Vua demu fasta nikamuchezea kidogo huyo nikaingiza dushe

Uwiiiiiiiii!! Dakika mbili nyingi mno Wana UKAWA wakatoka fasta muda huo demu ndo mzuka umemupanda sasa anataka nionyeshe utundu wangu niliomwambiaga kabla

Aaah!! Wapi kitu chali nilipigwa kofi la kisogoni nikadondoka chini nikiwa uchi muda huo mara teke la kwenye P... Mbu aiseee nililia kama mtoto mdogo.

Tangu siku hiyo demu nikamwogopa hata kumuona au kukutana nae kitaani.

Daaa hatari sana hii kitu ni shidaa, usiombe ikukute

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