Mtoboasiri
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- Aug 6, 2009
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An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die.
As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, If I drink one, I will die, if I dont drink, I will die, too. So its better to get drunk."
And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying:
Dont! Dont do it!
Why? I want to smoke so much.
If you bend, .... we both are dead!
As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, If I drink one, I will die, if I dont drink, I will die, too. So its better to get drunk."
And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying:
Dont! Dont do it!
Why? I want to smoke so much.
If you bend, .... we both are dead!