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Anapenda kusoma vitabu na movies kwa sana dia
anapenda nini sasa isije kuwa huna raha muda wowote unahitajika on bed (joke)
Hahahahahahahaha sikuisoma hii!Kwenu wake na girlfriends,
Kama mnavyojua tena na wale ambao walikuwa hawajui, Fainali za Kombe za Dunia zinaanza wiki hii huko Brazil. Kama baadhi yenu unavyojua, Fainali za Kombe la Dunia huwa zinamalizika huku familia na mahusiano mengi yakivunjika. Watu wengi wamechukulia hili kama mzaha lakini baada ya Christmas, Fainali za Kombe la Dunia zinashika nafasi ya pili kwa kuvunja mahusiano ya watu.
Kwa mfano, wanasheria wa sheria za familia wame-predict kwaka huu kutakuwa na misuguano mingi ndani ya familia kutokana na Kombe la Dunia. Hii inatokea hasa kwa zile familia ambazo mmoja ni fanatic wa soka na mwigine hasa interest kabisa na soka. Hao ambao hawana interest na soka wanajulikana kitaalamu kama "World Cup Widows": Family law team warns of woes of 'World Cup widows' : News from Connect Gazelles
Ili kuepuka kuvunjika kwa mahusiano kuna baadi wamekuja na tips za kufanya Kombe la dunia liwe a family affair. Kwa mfano, wapo walioshauri ku-oganise family sweepstake, kuwa creative jikoni, ku-spend time together kati ya mechi na mechi, have quckie during half-time, n.k: Relateâs tips for making World Cup time a family affair | Relate
Japo kuwa hizi tips zinaweza kusaidia, lakini baadhi yetu tumeona haziko fair ikizingatiwa tumesubiri mashindano haya kwa miaka minne. Kwa mfano, kati ya mechi na mechi ni wakati wa kukutana na fanatic wenzetu ku-discuss mechi jana. Najua kutokana na kuanza kutumika kwa goal technology hakutakuwa tena na discussion kali kama "the ball crossed the line" lakini sheria za offside, red card ni zile zile. So, bado tutakuwa na mijadala mikali. Four years of waiting siyo mchezo ati. Pili, it is only for one month, so kama uliweza kuvumilia mengine utashindwaje kutuacha alone kwa siku 30 tuu?
Tayari kuna masuala fulani yameshaanza kujitokeza mapema kwenye nyumba, kama vile kuulizwa kama timu ya Tanzania imeshawasili Brazil, itacheza lini, sijui kuna send-off ya mtoto wa shangazi, n.k. Kwa hiyo, chama chetu cha COALITION OF THE WILLING kimeamua ku-react quickly kwa kuandika rules mahususi ambazo ni muhimu sana kuzingatia ili kuendelea ku-preserve your beauty.
- Remote control itakuwa inamilikiwa nasi kuanzia Alhamisi hii ya tarehe 13 Juni 2014 hadi Jumapili ya tarehe 13 Julai 2014.
- Kuna tofauti ya karibu masaa 6 kati ya Brazil na Tanzania. Mechi nyingine zitakuwa zinaonyeshwa usiku kwa saa za Tanzania. Hivyo basi, marufuku kulalama kama baada ya mechi na kulingana na matokea nikaamua kutokuja chumbani na kulala kwenye sofa.
- Tafadhali waambie marafiki zako wote kuwa wasijifungue, kuolewa au kufa wakati wa kipindi Kombe la Dunia kwa sababu hatutaenda kushiriki nao.
- Ni lazima ku-support timu ninazo-support. Ikitolewa timu moja huwa tunahamia timu nyingine mpaka fainali. Siyo ligi h
- Hakuna kuongea wakati wa mechi, subiri mpaka half-time au baada ya mechi kumalizika. Ikitokea kuna extra-time au kupigiana penati please wait.
- Hata baada ya mechi kumalizika, marudio baada ya mechi ni muhimu sana kama ilivyo mechi yenyewe, kwa hiyo nitakuwa naziangalia pia. So, please bear with me.
- Siku ambazo hakuna mechi tunaweza kuangalia Sex, Lies and Videotape lakini wacheza movie lazima wawe wamevaa jezi za soka na wako Brazil.
- Ni marufuku kujipitishapitisha mbele ya TV wakati naagalia mechi. Ni bora utambae kuelekea mlangoni.
- Hakikisha huuilizi maswali ambayo hayana mbele wala nyuma kama mechi ya kesho ni kati ya Man Utd na England?
- No funny faces kwa marafiki zangu wakati tunaangalia mechi.
- Tabasamu kila wakati ispokuwa wakati timu yangu inafungwa. This is very important.
- Kutakuwa hakuna mjadala wowote kuhusiana na mwonekano wa Christiano Ronaldo! Professionalism should remain absolute kwa kipindi chote cha Kombe la Dunia.
- Kama ume-miss wakati majina ya wachezaji yanaonyeshwa, tafadhali usiniulize yule aliyevaa jezi namba 10 ni nani?
- Kwa taarifa Ronaldo wa Brazil na Ronaldo wa Ureno siyo ndugu; Tanzania na Kenya hawaku-qualify kucheza Kombe la Dunia mwaka huu.
You're trying lakini Croatia nao walifunga pia. Nani alifunga?
Ah bwana ,majina yenyewe magumuuuuYou're trying lakini Croatia nao walifunga pia. Nani alifunga?
Sasa hapo unauliza swali la Integration kwa mwanafunzi wa HGL!
Good try. Na yule kocha wa Cameroon anaitwaje vile?
Yale majina kuyashika ni kazi ujuee,kwanza naona yote yanafanana bora enzi zile Davor Suker lilikuwa rahis hay a Ijovic,Papidic sijui Ijuc mwe!
Yale majina kuyashika ni kazi ujuee,kwanza naona yote yanafanana bora enzi zile Davor Suker lilikuwa rahis hay a Ijovic,Papidic sijui Ijuc mwe!
Sidhani kama haya yanafanana. Wewe sikiliza tuu jinsi mtangazaji atakavyoyatamka.
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David Seaman
Argelico ----s (hizo dash ina maana hilo jina limepigwa ban hapa JF).
Danny Shittu
Paul Dickov
Milan Fukal
Dean Windass
Rod Fanni
Anil Koc
Segar Bastard
Peter Shirtliff
Johan de Kock
Fabian Assman
Hans-Jorg Butt
Nick Butt
Stefan Kuntz
cc. Mentor Kongosho
Dah!Sidhani kama haya yanafanana. Wewe sikiliza tuu jinsi mtangazaji atakavyoyatamka.
Danny Invincible (siyo yule Invisible wa hapa)
David Seaman
Argelico ----s (hizo dash ina maana hilo jina limepigwa ban hapa JF).
Danny Shittu
Paul Dickov
Milan Fukal
Dean Windass
Rod Fanni
Anil Koc
Segar Bastard
Peter Shirtliff
Johan de Kock
Fabian Assman
Hans-Jorg Butt
Nick Butt
Stefan Kuntz
cc. Mentor Kongosho
Sidhani kama haya yanafanana. Wewe sikiliza tuu jinsi mtangazaji atakavyoyatamka.
Danny Invincible (siyo yule Invisible wa hapa)
David Seaman
Argelico ----s (hizo dash ina maana hilo jina limepigwa ban hapa JF).
Danny Shittu
Paul Dickov
Milan Fukal
Dean Windass
Rod Fanni
Anil Koc
Segar Bastard
Peter Shirtliff
Johan de Kock
Fabian Assman
Hans-Jorg Butt
Nick Butt
Stefan Kuntz
cc. Mentor Kongosho
Dah uko vizuri...nina wasiwasi mchepuko wako anakusaidia mapwenti hapa! si bure..dah...