A Journalist went to interveiw a
Doctor of a mental hospital &
the following conversation
ensued :
Journalist : How do you determine
whether to admit a patient or not ?
Doctor schinga : Well, we first fill
a bathtub with water till the
top. We then give a teaspoon, a
glass cup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him/her to empty the
bathtub.
Journalist : Obviously a normal
person would use the Bucket because its
bigger.
Doctor schinga : No, youre stupid! A normal
person would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse,
admit this idiot in Ward 7.