The word woman is believed to have derived from the Middle English term wyfman, broken down simply as the wife (wyf) of man.
Women never have anything to wear. Dont question the racks of clothes in the closet; you just dont understand.
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, How do I look?
When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
Women own only 1% of the worlds land
Women cant keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they dont view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
The two highest IQs ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.
The English word girl was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the beginning of the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child
When a woman answers, Im fine, after a few seconds, she is not fine.
Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex
Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, hell pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip shell pack 21 outfits because she doesnt know what shell feel like wearing each day.
Its cool to be a daddys girl. Its sad to be a mommys boy