11 Signs you're almost 30 years or above

[Binti Magufuli]

1. You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their wives
2. You've uttered the phrase 'I'm too old for fiesta'
3. Weekend nights: Instead of having 8 drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar and then go home
4. An 11-year old has to show you how to do something on your smart phone
5. There is an increasing number of musical artists you haven't even heard of
6. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you
7. You have 100 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea of what to do with
8. You've gone to a bar and left because it was too loud
9. When you watch teen movies you find yourself siding more with the parents than kids
10. You start a story with 'when I was in collage' and realize that it was 10 years ago
11. Instead of drunken party photos your facebook friends are all about the baby pics

 

[Mrs Kharusy]

?????????

 

[Davion Delmonte Jr.]

Mhh! hiyo life model nahis ni ya Las Vegas!!! How could some one from "tambautwike kitakonyoka" practise that?...

Akili ya kuambiwa changanya na yako :loco::der:

 

[makoye78]

Ukweli mtupu!

 

[everlenk]

Mhhhhhh!!!!

 

[Binti Magufuli]

Mhh! hiyo life model nahis ni ya Las Vegas!!! How could some one from "tambautwike kitakonyoka" practise that?...

Akili ya kuambiwa changanya na yako :loco::der:

so watanzania hawaendi bar, hawaendi harusini, hawapo facebook, hawaangalii movie....? wa las vegas tu? kwa mfano tu

 

[Nyalotsi]

Hayo yote uliyoandika huwa sifanyi ie siendi harusini, sinywi, muvi siangalii, sio mpenzi wa muziki ina maana sijazeeka?

 

[leonardo da vinc]

1. You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their wives
2. You've uttered the phrase 'I'm too old for fiesta'
3. Weekend nights: Instead of having 8 drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar and then go home
4. An 11-year old has to show you how to do something on your smart phone
5. There is an increasing number of musical artists you haven't even heard of
6. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you
7. You have 100 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea of what to do with
8. You've gone to a bar and left because it was too loud
9. When you watch teen movies you find yourself siding more with the parents than kids
10. You start a story with 'when I was in collage' and realize that it was 10 years ago
11. Instead of drunken party photos your facebook friends are all about the baby pics

Your very right!

 

[Binti Magufuli]

Hayo yote uliyoandika huwa sifanyi ie siendi harusini, sinywi, muvi siangalii, sio mpenzi wa muziki ina maana sijazeeka?

Wangu umeelewa kweli hii mada vizuri?

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

ngoja niwahi home kwanza, nitarudi hapa.

 

[Kigodoro]

Kidhungu kinapanda wajameni?

 

[Dr.Chichi]

he he he kuna kaukweli but hapo kwenye kinywaji its different

 

[CYBERTEQ]

1. You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their wives

Hapa kweli tupu

2. You've uttered the phrase 'I'm too old for fiesta'

Correct.

3. Weekend nights: Instead of having 8 drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar and then go home

Si kweli, mi mzurulaji nikiamua kunywa huwa nahama bar na clubs hata 5

4. An 11-year old has to show you how to do something on your smart phone

Si kweli, hakuna smartphone inayonisumbua kwa lolote!

5. There is an increasing number of musical artists you haven't even heard of

True True

6. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you

Siyo kwa Tanzania.

7. You have 100 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea of what to do with

I have thousands, and I know what to do with 90% of them.

8. You've gone to a bar and left because it was too loud

Kweli, tena bar inayopiga bongofleva stii mguu hata siku moja.

9. When you watch teen movies you find yourself siding more with the parents than kids

Nope, always on the kids side, chanting!

10. You start a story with 'when I was in collage' and realize that it was 10 years ago

hahahaa, zaidi ya kumi.

11. Instead of drunken party photos your facebook friends are all about the baby pics

Nope, they are mostly about busness!

 

[mpuko]

Hapa kweli tupu


Correct.


Si kweli, mi mzurulaji nikiamua kunywa huwa nahama bar na clubs hata 5


Si kweli, hakuna smartphone inayonisumbua kwa lolote!


True True


Siyo kwa Tanzania.


I have thousands, and I know what to do with 90% of them.


Kweli, tena bar inayopiga bongofleva stii mguu hata siku moja.


Nope, always on the kids side, chanting!


hahahaa, zaidi ya kumi.


Nope, they are mostly about

 

[Arushaone]

Mhh! hiyo life model nahis ni ya Las Vegas!!! How could some one from "tambautwike kitakonyoka" practise that?...

Akili ya kuambiwa changanya na yako

Mambo ya Norway hayo!!



CC: Mrembo by Nature

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Hiyo 30 ungesema 40 labda pangeeleweka, kwa kuwa around 30 ndio mambo yananyooka.

 

[KANDIRI]

Hiyo model kama namba 4 haituhusu huku Tanganyika, ila hiyo marafiki kupost picha za kids wao fb hiyo ni mia mia

 

[mnyepe]

Umegonga ndipo!! Kwangu 75% umepatia!

 

[embojo]

True that

 

[McDonaldJr]

Somehow you're right ingawa iko general sana nadhani pia ingeanzia age ya 40+ ivi ingekua aplicable kwa asilimia kubwa,kwa TZ wengi tunatoboa kwenye late 20s so bata linakolea mpaka 30+ kama monde tunagonga sana,fiesta tunaibuka,smartphone ndio usiseme,uko kwenye kelele tunaibuka,tunaangalia movie kama project X huku tunashangilia ila nadhani kwa dunia ilioendelea almost yote yanakua sahihi,nachangia kutokana na experience yangu cuz i'm 30+ and still i can handle hood life nafikiri pia ukiangalia muda tunaoutumia shuleni inafanya tuchelewe kuanza mbilinge mfn nlianza shule na 8 years ongeza miaka ya shule sasa 7+4+2+3=16 bado kuna ile ya kubeba bahasha khaki mtaa.