10 advantages of being pregnant


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1. people get up for you to sit down or have their chair in public places
2. you get your feet rubbed by your partner after a hard days work
3. You eat what ever you like without worrying about weight-loss,calorie intake ... bla bla bla.
4. Every one lifts and carries things for you including your bag.
5. New wardrobe ( except this time its 2 sizes bigger)
6. Eat as much as you want when dining at other peoples homes with out being ashamed.
7. Nag as much as you want.
8. Fake any body pain you want when you don't feel like working, cooking , cleaning or doing any chores at all.
9. You get more sleeping space on the bed including your partners pillows.
10. And if none of these works for you, just get on everybody's nerves,trust me, they'll blame it all on the pregnancy and let you have your way.
 
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mmh, kama ni mwanamme, natamani upate tu hata kitambi kama cha John Komba
 
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mmh, kama ni mwanamme, natamani upate tu hata kitambi kama cha John Komba

Sio Komba peke yake, aiseee leo nimemcheki Wasira vizuri naye ana tumbo kubwa mpaka kifuani, kama ni mimba mapacha na hiyo space kitandani ataachiwa double space
 
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mimhg nagawa bure, tena mapacha! Shart ni kupima kwanza ili tujue ni pmtct or.
Hakuna tatizo mkuu..! Tena hao mapacha ndio hitaji langu kubwaaa..! Lol
 

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