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sio lazima, wangine wana akili chafu, hawashuki

kama kagoma kushuka ana lake huyo, ukimpandia itakuwa vita halafu matokeo yake wote mtadondoka na kuvunja visigino ha ha haaa

Methali: Aliye juu mngoje chini. Je akigoma kushuka inakuwaje? Badili hii kwa kiingereza; Mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka.

hii kali.......

Mother said to her daugher;'didn't i tell you if a guy touches your boobs say DONT! and if he touches your private parts say STOP.' Daughter replied,' but mom he touched both so i said DONT STOP.'

A man is dying of cancer and his son asked him" dad why u keep telling people that you are dying of AIDS" Dad replies," so when i'm dead no body ****s your mama.

je watoto wana uwezo wa kuoperate the boat, if that the case, then it can be done easy. watoto wawili waende, mtoto mmoja arudi na boti na mwingine abaki upande wa pili, then mjeshi avuke, mtoto wa upande wa pili arudi na boti, then both two kids go again n repeate the previously process til...

no limitation in number of trips, all matter is the safety and making sure not losing any of them

mkude gagwe kakaa karibu na dereva ili afike upesi

Kuna Mbuzi, simba, majani na mtumishi. mtumishi amepewa kazi ya kusafirisha mbuzi, simba na majani kuelekea sehemu ambaye bosi wake amemwamuru kutokana na ukame na ukosefu wa chakula sehemu ambayo wanaishi. kufika njiani mtumishi amekutana na mto mkubwa sana na inabidi avuke kutumia boti ambalo...