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  1. Nelson Charles

    Think b4.

    Pretty girl went to church, to make a confession to a pastor. The pastor asked her what the matter is. She then said my boyfriend did something bad to me. The pastor now kissed her and said did he do this to u? She said no. The pastor hugged her and said did he do...
  2. Nelson Charles

    Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

    -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. -- If you think this hurts, I should tell you...
  3. Nelson Charles

    Unaonaje? Hapo

    Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass. Q. How does Michael Jackson pick...
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    Hii kali sasa ngoja nikupe mambo.

    haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! hapa mzuka naona imekubali sorry kwa usumbufu
  5. Nelson Charles

    Hii kali sasa ngoja nikupe mambo.

    Mh!!!!!! mwenzangu samahani me nimeshindwa kusave picture kwenye jina langu. so msaa wenu hi nime test tu!kama itatokea mzuka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwingi!! wakubwa.
  6. Nelson Charles

    Matani ya Wakenya

    ha! ha1 ha! ha! ha! ahise hiyo ni noma iko kwa poa. coz inakua ni kiswanglish
  7. Nelson Charles

    Mzee na kibinti

    hoya mkubwa vp mbona kimya sana tupe mambo.
  8. Nelson Charles

    Mshkaj noma

    Dah! wshkaj hi noma kuna jamaa mmoja alimpa mimba mtoto wa kigogo Basi akafunguliwa kesi wa mshitaki kwa kosa la kumpa mimba. Sasa kumbe yule mshikji ana Bibi yake mtaalaam wa yaleeeeeeee!! mambo yetu ya simba wanga kwahiyo Basi bibi yule aka mgeuza mshkji jinsia ya kiume akamweka jinsia ya kike...
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    Mzee na kibinti

    ha! ha! ha! wangu nimemkubali ndugu unatisha
  10. Nelson Charles

    Impossible Things To Say when Drunk

    we ni poster wawp are you mtenga or?
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