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Samakisamaki Masaki "Teach me how to dougie"
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Aisee! Huku mikoani hatuwezi kuweka kilinge juu ya makaburi eti tupige stori unaonekana kichaa ila huko Dar mna moyo kwa kweli mnalala makaburi, mnakaa mnavuta sigara makaburi wengine mpaka...
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In a second grade class, a little girl asks, Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant? How old is your mother, dear? Asks the teacher. Forty. She replies. Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant. The...
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Hivi zile mechi zilikuaga zinaamsha sana jamii saivi zipo wap? Yupo wapi Mapung'o(golden boy),Hui hui,Mzee Meko, Bob mazishi na wengineo?
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When 3 people have sex it's called THREESOME.When 2 people have sex it's called TWOSOME.Now I understand why they call you HANDSOME!
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THINGS THAT DEFINE AFRICANS 1. Urinating behind Toilet 2. Wife sleeping next to the wall 3. keeping brooms behind the door 4. When you get rich, People say you have Snake. 5. When youn get...
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Ni comment gani iliyowahi kukuchekesha kuliko zote humu JF?
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Hakika TBC wameboresha, kwa anaefahamu jina lake tafadhali.... Picha zake nimezikosa kabisa google
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Ishu haziendi kabisa ajira hakuna biashara nayo, ni ngumu kote mapenzi ndo kabisa bila ya kuwa na pesa hupati kitu siamini Kama mpaka house girl wa jirani amenikataa. Hali sio nzuri kabisa...
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Eti wakuu. Maana naona ng'ombe wanapandishia hela. Walau hawa wanalipwa. Sasa hiki la jogoo likoje?
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Arusha tunasema kuna baridi aisee ila huko makete ni uturuki ndani ya Bongo.
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Naomba nitoe wazo kwa pande pindi mbili za uwabata(umoja wa wanaume bahili tanzania na uwabake(umoja wa wanaume wabahili kenya). Katika kukuza ushirikiano baina ya hizi asasi mbili ambazo...
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Wadau haya maisha si wakati wote mtu unachora kumi na moja au matuta usoni. Utazeeka au kufa kwa sononi bure. Hebu hapa tuwasaidie wale wanaotaka kujiua angalau wafurahi waahirishe. Kuna jamaa...
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Kwa umoja wetu natoa mapendekezo ya kuundwa kwa serikali ya watu wa JamiiForums (JF) HATUA: -Kufanya uchaguzi wa rais wetu pamoja na mkaimu -Kisha raisi kwa mamlaka tutayompa atamchagua waziri...
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Ukiona umekorofishana na mpenzi wako na ukajaribu kujiexplain halafu akakujibu NIPO SAWA TUU... My brother hapo jua unatakiwa ufanye kazi ya ziada kumfanya aelewe maelezo yako, usije sema hukuambiwa.
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Nipo kwenye gari hapa nimeshangaa kumwona jamaa dume na mindevu yake ana App ya Snapchat kwenye simu yake Bila shaka anaitumia hii app,binafsi naona hii App imekaa kutumika tumika na Wanawake...
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Kiukweli tarehe Kama hizi maisha huwa magumu sana unakuta hela tu ya mboga. Naomba Serikali ituwahishie mishahara angalau jahazi lisizame.
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Wanasayansi wa anga kutoka Tanzania wanatarajia kurusha chombo kinachoitwa HAPA KAZI TU SPACE ROCKET kwenda mwezini kikiwa na Mtanzania mmoja kwenda kufanya uchunguzi na kutembelea mwezi mnamo...
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Wife ananidai laki 7. Take home yangu haifiki hiyo laki 7. Si mnajua jinsi bank wanavyokaba mpaka penalty. Hawana cha kuruka mwezi, wao kila mwezi wanachukua chao mapema. Mkiuona mwezi...
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Mada ni hivi kweli upo uwezekano wa malaya anayejiuza akawa mke mwema zaidi ya yule mwanamke ambaye hajawahi fanya hiyo biashara
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