JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Nilikua nakunywa bia kwa baa.Nikamwona msichana mrembo nikamnunulia kinywaji mvinyo. Nilikua nimeongea na mhudumu aniangalilia kinywaji nilienda msalani. Niliporudi niliuliza mhudumu bila huyo...
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UBISHI SI MZURI. Waziri wa ufugaji katembelea mradi wa NYUKI, alipofika getini Mlinzi akamwambia haruhusiwi mtu kuingia kwa sasa. Waziri kwa hasira akamjibu Mlinzi kwani hujui mimi ni nani huku...
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Huyu Mzee wa utopolo kawa maarufu kuliko timu yake nimeona video yake akikatiza mitaa ya Dar huku akizomewa na watu wanaosadikiwa kuwa ni wapenzi wa timu mbili kubwa hapa nchini. Kutokana na...
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Nimeshawishika kuandika hii baada ya kuona uzi wa ndugu mmoja hivi aliekua akilalamika baada ya watu kumtenga punde tu baada ya kusimamishwa kazi. But unfortunately nimesahau jina lake mnaweza...
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Kila unavyokula ndipo unatafuta ama unaongeza nguvu ya kukufikisha uzeeni. Ushauri: Kwa wale wote wasioupenda uzee wanashauriwa kuacha kula.
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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani. Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?" Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio...
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Hello bestito Chachu Ombara hongera kwa kumbukizi ya kuzaliwa kwako leo. Nimekumiso sana nakutakia heri na fanaka kwenye kufurahia siku hii muhimu kwako kwani ni ya kipekee inakuongezea miaka...
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Endapo hujakutana na taarifa ya kifo unaweza kukaa siku ngapi usikifikirie kwa namna yoyote hii ishu inayoitwa kifo.mimi hazipiti siku mbili nijitazame na kujiambia hivi Kuna sekunde na dakika na...
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Ni kutafuta kilakitu.... Utafute mke, pesa, amani, usingizi na bado utafute ufalme wa mbinguni. Hakika tutaingia mbinguni tukiwa tumechoka sana wallah..😎
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Wanajamii habarini Naombeni ushauri Kuna Dada huku JF kaniomba nimtumie nauli anadai ametokea kunipenda sana na huwa haishi kuniota ndotoni ila anasema nimtumie nauli 1 million hajawai panda...
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Kwanza ikifika asubuhi anatoa nguo zake nimnyooshe ili avae kwenda kazini na kinacho niuma zaidi wamekua na desturi ya kwenda kuoga bafuni (public bathroom) na mkewe (dada yangu), na wanapokua...
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Sielewi shughuli zingine zina nini ..lakini Mtu akijiingiza Tu huko na tabia inabadilika moja kwa moja ...harusi tena kuwa Yule wa zamani... Hii kazi ya udalali hapa Dar ..mtu akishajiingiza Tu...
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Je, ukiachana na pesa ni kitu gani kingine huna? Ukiachana na pesa ni kitu gani kingine unachokitafuta? Ukiachana na pesa ni kitu gani kingine kinachokupa stress? Ukiachana na pesa ni kitu gani...
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Hivi hapa duniani unadhani ni kitu gani kilitakiwa kiwe bure ila ndo kinauzwa lakini hakistahiki kuuzwa. Kinatakiwa kitolewe bure kwa kila anaehitaji?
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Mara Paa!"Chanjo ya Corona inaongeza nguvu za kiume" yaani yote itaishia Dar, mikoani mtasubiri batch ya pili
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Watu wengi wanaogopa sana kuishi bila mpenzi hasa wanawake sasa nataka kuuliza shida gani unaipata ukiwa uko single wewe mwanaume au mwanamke?
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Kiukweli humu JF sio kila mtu unamkubali na kumpenda kuna baadhi ya member wanakuudhi na kukukera ila hauna pa kutolea na kuwapa ukweli wao na aidha unaishia kutukana na kupewa Ban isiyo ya...
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Hebu niambie ni adhabu gani ukiifikiria unaweza tapika hata ukiwa mwenyewe Nimekaa nikawaza huu ujinga nikajikuta nashikwa na kichechefu. Hivi ukiambiwa uteme mate yajae kikombe alafu uyanywe...
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Niliwahi kusikia kuwa maji na mafuta havichangamani, na pia mafuta huwa yanaelea juu ya maji. Basi jana mimi nikaamua kupaka mafuta mengi tu miguuni kisha nikaingia baharini ili niweze kutembea...
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Mtu unakutana naye mara ya kwanza kabisa,hamjawahi hata kuonana au kuongea nae lakini akiingia kwenye ofisi yako utasikia anakwambia ¶[emoji2788]"Nilikuwa naulizia kazi"="I was asking for a job"...
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