Dear Seh
The steel roof and framework she is already constructed.
Pleese send us the foundation plans and the drawings before the big wind she comes.
Regards from Sipho,
Site Supervisor...
Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I...
----- Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional
5 months in a nursing home at £3,000. per month.
My grandmother started walking five...
A man walked into the doctor's office and stood before the receptionist, saying nothing.
Finally she looked up at him and said, "Can I help you?"
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his...
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you." "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She...
Na Mwandishi Wetu
Sakata la mchekeshaji mwenye uwezo mkubwa nchini kulawitiwa, sasa linaweza kuchambuliwa na Risasi Jumamosi baada ya kupata ÔdataÕ za uhakika kutoka kwa vyanzo vyake...
Hata...
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY ...
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant...
Tupo ktk msiba wa Micheal Jackson hapa, watu wanalia sana, tupo na kina 50 Cent, Akon, Lil Wayne, Bow wow barazani, namuona Jay z huyooo anapita na sahani ya mchango, ohh Obama nae Kaingi na...
I got this as forwarded sms from ma friend!
Kutokana na ukweli kwamba vijana wengi hawapendi kusoma bible, umefika wakati bible ingetakiwa iandikwe upya kwa kiswahili cha kisasa zaidi...
Usichezee nguvu za kike! Huyu ndiye mwanaume rijali!
Amekua muda mrefu akihisi mke wake anamuibia kwa kutembea nje ya ndoa. Akaamua aandae safari feki na kurudi ghafla bila mkewe kutarajia...
MDADISI: Ehee, na wewe tueleze unahusikaje na ulitumwa na nani!
MSHUKIWA:Sihusiki sana mh, nilikuwa natekeleza matakwa ya mkuu wangu.
MDADISI: Ni nani huyo mkubwa wako? Mtaje ili wewe uwe...
This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers.
Are you Male or Female ?
To find out the answer, look down...
I said
Look down not...
SEXUAL ADVICE
A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
"Do you...