Chit Chatters hii haina tofauti na game ambazo tumekuwa tunacheza hapa kila siku..Ila hii inatumia maneno yakuunganisha 'sio tu kwamba...bali pia (Not only...but also)..Lakini kwa game hi...
A shop owner in Moshi, was tired of people breaking into his yard/shop so he came up with the idea of shaving his dog like a lion.
Everyone in Moshi recognizes a lion, now he has no...
WEWE UNGEFANYAJE?
Mdada mmoja mke wa mtu alikuwa akisumbuliwa sana na jamaa mmoja aliyekuwa akimtaka kila siku, hatimae akamwambia mumewe. Mume akamwambia mkewe, we kubali tuu, ila mwambie aje...
jamaa mmoja alienda kufanya mtihani akiwa amejiandaa na chabo yakutosha aloficha ndan ya suruali. Wakati mtihani unaendelea invigilator alimkamata jamaa na chabo yake akamwuliza jamaa,"hiki nini...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . ...
Teacher: Little Johny, What is a Verb?
Little Johny: A Verb is a valve
found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Johny: It is a complete sentence sir. Teacher: Are you mad?
Johny...
kazi kweli kweli-job true true
maziwa yamesimama-the milk is standing (By Bourgeoisie)
umeona!chuchu saa sita-You see!the milk is six o'clocka(by King Kong III)
kazi imepamba moto-work cotton fire...
Heshima yenu waheshimiwa.
Kuna kipindi kulikuwa na mpambano wa lugha ya english kati ya Kiranga na Mwita25 hapa Chit Chat. Naomba mnikumbushe nani alishinda mpambano ule, maana nimejitahidi...
Ukimfumania mpenzi wako
kitandani na mtu mwingine nini
cha kwanza utasema!
1) Ooh My God!
2) Jesus!
3) Yesu na maria 4) What the ****!
5) I knew it!
6) hahahaha (unacheka umepata
kisingizo...
Jamaa mmoja alikwenda kwa Mganga a. k. a. Sangoma kwa ajili ya kufundishwa jinsi ya kutabiria watu mambo yao ikiwa ni pamoja na kusoma viganjwa vya mikono.
JAMAA: Mganga nimekuja unifundishe...
Who really owns a man?
His mother or wife?
Mother: my son must obey me unless he ddn suck my breast for 1 yr
Wife: he sucks mine now &sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking
Mother...
Sharo flani alienda kuangalia sinema na dem
wake,sinema ilipokuwa inaendelea jamaa akashikwa
na usingizi akalala. Baada ya muda akashtuka kutoka usingizini
akasema,"Aah! Mb**o yangu!!"
{watu...
Enzi zile kila kitu kwa foleni,
ukimuona mtu na (bidhaa adimu) zikifahamika hivyo ni wa maana sana, enzi hizo maduka ya RTC ndiyo yenyewe ( ukiwa mfanyakazi wa RTC wewe ni...
Katika uzinduzi huo ambao uliudhuriwa na Mh. Waziri Dokta Phd na Mh. Mkuu wa Mkoa Dokta Daktari, Mh Dokta Obuntu alisisitiza umuhimu wa kuwapo wasomi wengi wa ngazi ya Dokta ili kuongeza ufanisi...