Siku hizi ni kawaida kuona waandishi wengi wanapochanga l na r katika habari zao. Kwa wale ndugu zangu wanaotokea kule kwa wababe yaani East of Lake Victoria wao hawana l katika msamiati wao. Hebu...
Dear our fellow somalian, we have been authorised by your parents to let you join the Al Shabab military in somalia but due to our main concern, we will wait until you complete your K.C.S.E.
Kuna ndoto nimemwota Madame B leo usiku,nimevumilia sana nimeona nafsi inanihukumu,bora niitaje!!!
Pumzika kwa amani Madame B na Mungu akupe kila aina ya baraka zake!
Nakutakia kila lililo la heri!
ukitoka nae ;
HATA NUSU GLASS YA JUICE HAMALIZI.........!
MSOSI ANAONJA ONJA TUU..............!
UTASIKIA ANASEMA ''nimewahi kuwa na mwanaume mmoja tu nae nilimwacha kwa kuwa hakuwa mwaminifu''...
Kuna mwarabu mmoja mkoani moro alikuwa anamkimbiza mwizi aliyemwibia kitu fulani.Basi alipoona hakuna dalili za kumkamata,akaingiza mkono mfukoni huku akikimbia ili atoe bastola!duuh!si ndo...
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
No.2
A lady lost three...
umefika zako dukani unataka kununua kondomu za kwenda kuchakachulia kwingineko ile unaanza kusema: Muuzaji naomba unipatie ko........! Unageuka nyuma unakutana uso
kwa macho na mama watoto wako...
Jaman nmetabiliwa kwamba ntakuwa tajr''billionaire'' kesho nkiamka. Haya xaxa leta dada,shangaz,bnamu,ka we mwanamke,njoo mwenyewe nkuoe maana nafasi n chache xana na uxje ukajlaumu umekoxa nafac...
Chitchatters, share this joy with me, party itafanyikia kwenye ukumbi wa Chitchat pub&restaurant.
Napokea maombi ya kuwepo kwenye kamati ya maandalizi.
Nimekuwa nazunguka sehemu nyingi hapa Dar kupata vituko, lakini kwa kweli hizi sehemu wanazokwenda enjoy wale wanaojiona wako juu kuna vituko vikali sana, kwa kawaida huwa nakaa pembeni na Fanta...
Siku moja binti alikuwa anasumbuliwa na haja ndogo ilim'bidi aende hospitali akacheki:
Binti: Doctor nikikojoa natowa mkojo wa brown.
Doctor:Unafanya mapenzi mara ngapi kwa siku?
Binti:Nafanya...