jina lake hata kulitamka naskia amani moyoni mwangu,simfahamu vizuri and so does he,ila i guess ndio jina lake asili,nikiona kaanzisha sired lazima niisome yaan,ooh nampenda sana jamani huyu...
An Arab national interviewed at US Embassy
CANSUL: Your name please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz
CANSUL: What about SEX?
ARAB: Six times a week!
CANSUL: I mean male or female
ARAB...
nilimsikia mkuu wa wilaya ya mbozi akisema waliofaulu mboz zaidi ya asilimia 70 awajui kusoma na kuandika,na walichukua waliofaulu kuanzia alama ya F,je wale waliofeli wanajua nini,nini...
Nimekaa nikifikiri,ntafanyaje bila wewe Madame B katika maisha yangu.siku hazihesabiki ambazo nimekuwa mpweke.
Nawe unafahamu ukweli kuwa nilikuwa Bukavu kwa mazungumzo ya amani baina ya M23...
Ilikuwa ni kwenye uzi unaohusu mapigano ya kidini huko Buseresere Geita, Naam majibizano yakawa makali baina ya pande mbili,Natazama rungu la Mods likashuka na pingu kutoka upande wa mashariki...
NI VITU GANI Unafurahia ukiwa navyo na KUVIFANYA KATIKA MAISHA YAKO YA KILA SIKU na ukivikosa unahisi umepungukiwa katika maisha yako
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Donn
Jiwe Linaloishi
Mamndenyi...
Baada ya timu ya soka ya Nigeria kushinda kombe la Mataifa ya Africa, kesho tunatarajia kuripoti ndani ya Lagos ili kuwahi ofa ya wale kinadada wanaojibiziness miili hapo jijini.
Kinadada hao...
Oh my, am out here, dreaming of a place where i can be, a place which has no diseases, i place am able to get anything in life without spending a coin, a place where i can sleep all night, all...
Another holiday
has come on my face
i just want to go back
where my parents lives
to take my self back hoome
i wanna come back home
let me go hooooome
i just wanna goo hoome.
I miss them...
It's a new year !
What an excitin time for everyone!
A fresh start , a new perspective but most of all an apportunity to begin again .
I lav this time of year for many reasons, but most...
Binti: Mama nina mimba..
Mama: Shenzi kabisa! Haya imekuaje na tokea lini?
Binti: Bahat mbaya ni ajali tu!
Mama: Pumbav zako, unataka kusema ulikuwa unatembea tu barabaran ndo ukateleza ukaangukia...
BABA: "Tano ongeza kumi ni ngapi?"MTOTO: "Sijui"BABA: "Aaah we -----, kwanini hujui hesabu rahisi ka hio!!"MTOTO: "Baba ukiona noti ya elfu 1 na mia 5 utaokota ipi?"BABA: "Nitaokota ya elfu...