Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return."
but there is no...
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a...
Arushaone mtaalamu mwenzio amewasili leo DAR ES SALAAM...vp umeenda kumpokea?
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Umealikwa Kwenye
SHEREHE Ya Mtu Tajiri,
Ukapewa Na Kadi Ya
Mwaliko... Siku Ya Tukio
Ukaulamba(Kupen deza) Waswahili Wanaxema
KUVUNJA KABATI"... Ile
Unaingia Ukumbini...
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari...
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nauliza kama Madame B ana mpenzi wake humu maana nimezimika nipo hoi, kula sili, kulala silali namuota yeye tu, kila nikinywa maji namuona kwenye glasi, nikitembea...
Nianze kwa kumshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu
Kwa Neema tele anazotukirimia kila uchwao,
Ni kwa mapenzi yake tu, ndiyo maana tungali hai hadi sasa!
Ndugu zangu nawashukuru sana kwa pongezi zenu mlizonipa...
Maisha si ya kukurupukia ukayaona madogo kama wachezaji wa ARSENAL,ukataka kuyapata kwa kupendelewa kama MAN U,usitake kuyapata kwa nguvu kama wachezaji wa CHELSEA,usiyatafute kwa kushtukiza kama...
Sifazangu ni:-
1-Makengeza
2-Pua ka ngumi
3-Nywele ka mkutano wa nzi
4-Maskio ka bakuli
5-Meno ka reki (gaucho)
6-Mdomo unaharufu ka tundu la choo
7-Sura ka nimenusa harufu mbaya...
1- Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak, Sometime's it just means your strong enough to let go.
2-I may have a bad mouth but, I can do great thing with it.
3-When you think you're not...
Nyumba za kupangisha Uswazi zinatabu katika maneno wanayotumia hasa wakikaa Wanawake Single wataonekana Malaya hasa ukitumia Maneno kama , Oyaaaa leo mbona hatumuoni Mwajuma! Atarukia anayejua...