Where " Sex is free but Love is Expensive"
Where "Loosing a phone is more painful than loosing a virginity"
Where " If you don't cheat on ur partner u r not smart and sharp"
Where "Getting a...
Tofauti ya watoto wa geti na wa kiswazi hii hapa:
wageti: akijikwaa utamsikia anasema ohh my god/ ohh jesus christ
wakiswazi: akijikwaa utamsikia akisema ******** sijui k_ m_ gani kanitaja!
Kha! mapenzi gani sasa haya jamani...nimevumilia sana lakini uvumilivu unanishinda...huyu binti eti anasema anapenda kuniona nikiwa nimevaa pichu zake.....sasa mbaya zaidi yeye pichu zake anavaa...
You are the one am thinking, the one you hold my lovelife, queen of my passions, my true feelings, my everlasting soulmate, my love thermometer and with you my love mission is accomplished.
I...
Sijui huyo mtoto wake atakuwa kama Diamond, atakuwa anaringa, atakuwa anaimba, atakuwa rais wa wasafi shuleni kwao, atakuwa anasema baba yake ana bilioni moja lakini hana nyumba?
Najiuliza tu jamani
Dawa Ya Dengue Twanga Pili Pili Kichaa Sufuria Moja Alafu Changanya Na Maji Vikombe Vitano Kunywa Kwa Cku Mala 7 Mda Wa Cku 3 Na Nyengine Paka Usoni Kwa Cku Mala 5 Mda Wa Cku 3, Na Ile Siku Ya 4...
Enzi izo ukikosana na mwenzako tu ana anza twende twende sura ka chapat
Macho ka mjusi kabanwa na mlango..
Kichwa ka boga....
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mpaka unalia..hahaha Embu na we nipe ile ilikufanya ulie
Jamani natumai mu wazima, mimi huwa najiuliza hivi ni kwanini watu wenye hela huwa hawajioneshi kuwa wana hela?
Nasema hivyo kwasababu sometimes waweza kumuona mtu kavaa ilimradi amevaa (fairly...
Quoted in April,2005
Mwaka 1988 nilipata kibarua katika kampuni iliyokuwa eneo la Vingunguti. Kampuni ilikuwa ikishughulika na vifaa na utengenezaji wa vyakula vya kuku wa kisasa.
Kazi yangu...
You are special to me, wengi wanadhani huwa Bujibuji hakasiriki, hawajui kukasirika kwangu, ila wewe wajua.
http://a.tumblr.com/OVYGXUebwnx3vmdlQPbMzPCco1.mp3 wimbo huu ni mahsusi kwako, nakumbuka...
On Sunday the previous week after the service this is what happened!!
Pastor : On the public address. After the service I would like to meet Nancy in the office
Nancy in the office: Yes...