CHIZI ALIOZWA MKE... HARUSI YA
KUFANA MASHAALLAH...
SHAMRASHAMRA KAMA KAWAIDA
NDUGU JAMAA NA MARAFIKI......
HARUSI IKAISHA WATU
WAKAONDOKA KWENDA MAKWAO....
CHIZI AKAINGIA CHUMBANI MWAKE
AKAKUTA...
*The Perfect Man*
- wakes up at 5 am everyday
- exercises everyday
- makes his own bed
- cleans his room
- works sincerely
- does not touch alcohol
- helps in the kitchen
- does not indulge in...
Eti nimekutana na mapolisi wakaniuliza
"mbona unatembea usiku..?"
nikawajibu kwani usiku watu wanaogelea..!!
Sahivi nipo kwenye difenda i think wananipeleka home
sipendagi ujinga mimi
MUME MPENDA UGOMVI
Kila siku akirudi nyumbani hutafuta vijisababu visivyo na msingi.........
Siku hiyo mke akajitahidi kuweka mazingira safi.
Sebuleni pakafagiliwa kufutwa na kupangwa vizuri...
Demu mmoja wa kusoma alimwona kijana mmoja mzuri sana katika kituo cha daladala. Yule binti bila kuvunga akaamua kumfuata yule kaka ili amweleze hisia zake, “…wewe kaka ni mzuri, nimekupenda...
Peponi si Mchezo.!Utasikia watu, eti, watumie watu 10 utaingia peponi. Au mambo yako yatakuwa mazuri, hivi mnadhani Pepo mchezo!
Yohana mbatizaj aliishi hadi mapangon kwa kula asali na nzige...
Wanaume wa Dar vyakula vyao ni kama vya dada zetu yaani Chipsi Mayai Kwa Mishikaki au Kipande chakuku Halafu akitoka hapo anaenda kumtekenyatekenya manzi yake halafu nae anajiona kama bonge...
*CHEKI HII YA PANYA*
[emoji232] [emoji232] [emoji232] !
*Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi*
*Panya 1: *jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya)...
1. Hivi Barcelona wakuwafanyie vile Man city tena mbele ya Pep Guardiola mtu aliyewapa mafanikio?
2. Jaman jaman Chelsea ndo nini sasa au mmemsahau Jose Mourinho?,oneni sasa mmeleta janga eti siti...
Daah , nakumbuka nilimtumiaga meseji mamangu, sema baati nzuri dogo alikuwa home na nilimuga akaiwahi
Maza nakumbuka nilimseve mamy , na nilimseve demu wangu may
Daaahhhh wacha kabisa
" baby...
Mungu amewapa wanawake pampuchi bure kabisa lakini wanatufanya tufanye kazi kuzipata na zaidi tunatumia pesa kabla atujazipata. Tunawapa dushelele pasipo wao kutulipa, pasipo makubaliano na...
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