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Story za kwenye DALADALA Special Thread.

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Yo Yo, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. Yo Yo

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    Na mahsusi kwa story mbali mbali tunazokutana nazo kwenye dala dala.Naanza na hii.

    Oya, Shika Mchuma!

    Kondakta: Kaa mkao wa pesa.
    Abiria: Si tumetosha? Twende basi!
    Kondakta: Tunafanya kazi kwa hesabu mama mdogo.
    Abiria: Hebu twendeni. Kuna watu huko mbele.
    Kondakta: Kama una haraka ungeenda toka juzi. Tuko kazini hapa.
    Mpiga debe: Wenye haraka wanaonyesha. Wenye haraka huchukua teksi.
    Abiria: Tukichukua teksi mtakula wapi. Hebu acheni dharau. Twendeni, gari si imejaa?
    Mpiga debe: Jamani, mchuma haujai. Inayojaa ni ndoo ya maji. Haya, Kariakoo, Kariakoo... gari nyeupe hii.

    Kondakta: Manzese wapo?
    Abiria: Tupooooo...
    Kondakta (akijifanya kuwa hakusikia): Manzese hakuna sio?
    Abiria (kwa hamaki): Shushaaaaa...Tupo!
    Kondakta (huku akijizuia kucheka): Babu endesha, Manzese hakuna.
    Abiria: He, we konda vipi? Tumesema tupo!
     
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    hiki kichekesho au?
     
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    mambo ya daladala na dany kijo..
     
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    Ni mambo ya kwenye dala dala story,gumzo za kwenye dala dala.
     
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