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Kama hujafanya haya wewe haujakaa uswazi. (uswahilini)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by hamic mussa, May 4, 2012.

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    hamic mussa JF-Expert Member

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    kama hujafanya mambo haya hujakaa uswazi
    1. Kulilia soda ya mgeni
    2. Kukataa kuoga
    3. Kukataa kwenda shule kwa kusingizia unaumwa
    4. Kutochez mbali na nyumbani siku ya sikukuu ili ufaidi pilau
    5. Kulamba kamasi
    6. Kucheza kombolela/kidali au kibaba na mama
    7. Kwenda kuangalia muvi kwenye mabanda ya video.
    Haya wadau tuendelee na mengine ambayo nimeyasahau.
     
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    Mopalmo JF-Expert Member

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    Kula chabo
     
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    hamic mussa JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh! Aisee umenkumbusha mbali sana kuhusu mambo ya chabo.
     
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    ijoz JF-Expert Member

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    Kuwa na nguo/viatu oversize ili ukue navyo.
    kutonawa mikono baada ya kula nyama ili wenzako wajue leo mmekula nyama.
     
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    Kingsimba JF-Expert Member

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    Daaa magomeni ilikua lingi!kigogo magari ya udongo.....hahaha kwa bibi kijiji jioni ikifika tuu lazima ukae karibu na bibi ili uonje mbege hahaha!siyui itakuaje babu akitokea ghafla time hizi lazima ukazungushe zungushe usukani huku gali alitembe......duuuu nimekumbuka nilikua nikiona masabuli ya binadamu nacheka sana........
     
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    chief72 JF-Expert Member

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    mimi nilikuwa kiboko, chabo utamu mtupu
     
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    Gagso Member

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    inaelekea ulikuwa bingwa sana?
     
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    Steang JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa mtoto wa kiume chandim,na kuoga kwenye mito.
     
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    Elizabeth Dominic Platinum Member

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    Hujacheza kidali po
    Komborela
    Hujaangalia picha za Vandame, Shwaziniga...
     
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    hamic mussa JF-Expert Member

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    tena bingwa kweli.
     
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    hamic mussa JF-Expert Member

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    chabo ina raha yake bana.
     
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    hamic mussa JF-Expert Member

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    chandim nd'o ucseme kabisa.sasa balaa lilikua linakuja kwenye TOBO BAO!
     
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    pepim JF-Expert Member

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    Dah ki ukweli uswahilini raha na utamu vinanogesha..Mambo mengine ni:
    1.Kutoroka nyumbani ucku na kwenda kuangalia movie za pilau,
    2.Kula msosi kwa jirani halafu kupaka vumbi mkononi ili nyumbani wasishtukie.
    3.Kuunda kibubu ili uhifadhi fedha kwa ajili ya cku kuu.
    4.Kushindana kupiga pl
    5.Kukimbilia gari la matangazo....nitarudi tena.
     
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    hamic mussa JF-Expert Member

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    mi hapo kwenye namba mbili. Hahahahaha!
     
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    Marygrayce Member

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    ooh mmesahau hii kushangilia umeme ukirud baada ya kukatika
     
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    Ziege liebe Member

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    1.kuchezea mvua 2.kuwinda ndege, 3.kuoga siku wali unapikwa
     
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    hamic mussa JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh! Yaan hizo kelele zako usipime.
     
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    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    1. Kuinda ndege makaburini. 2. Kuvua samaki mtoni. 3. Kucheza kombolela. 4. Kumtamani baba wa mwenzio awe baba yako kwa vile wana baiskeli. 5. Kudandia magari. 6. Kucheza usiku wakati wa mbalamwezi...
     
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    TEGEMEA JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mchezo mmja tulikua tunakusanya mchanga halafu pale katikati tunaweka kijiti.tuna kusanyika na kuanza kufukua pembeni huku tunaimba"tule tule tumbakizie baba"*kadhaa.atakaye angusha kijiti.tuna mpiga ila akituzidi mbio ndio salama yake.ilikuwa katiya 1985-1989.dah kitambo sana.
     
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    Dogo-mu Member

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    hyo namba 3 umenikosha coz wiki ilikuwa haipiti bila kuumwa duuuuh utoto we acha tu!
     
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