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Nataka Kujua.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Nataka kujua, hivi ulipokuwa mdogo lipi kati ya haya hukuwahi kufanya?

    ~ Kulilia soda ya Mgeni

    ~ Kucheza kombolela....kujifichaa!

    ~ Kukojoa kitandani....

    ~ Kulamba kamasi....

    ~ Kugoma kuoga...

    ~ Kulamba Sukari...

    ~ Kulilia nguo ya sikukuu

    ~ Kusingizia unaumwa usiende Shule....

    ~ Kucheza Baba na Mama...

    ~ Kudokoa Mboga???

    UKITABASAMU TU...YOTE UMEFANYA....
     
  2. MASELE

    MASELE JF-Expert Member

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    haya bwana
     
  3. AKON

    AKON JF-Expert Member

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    kudokoa slesi za mkate...
     
  4. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Kuoga mtoni....
     
  5. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu vp yote umeona ya kweli nini...!!
     
  6. AKON

    AKON JF-Expert Member

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    kuogopa kuoga maji ya baridi,, mi nlikuwa nikilazimishwa kuoga naenda bafuni najipaka maji na sabuni kwa mbaali,, haa haa utoto bwana.
     
  7. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Ukifika bafuni unahesabu mpk tatu then unajimwagia pwaaaa!! ukitoka mgongo wote mkavu.......
     
  8. AKON

    AKON JF-Expert Member

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    TEH TEH au unajirushia maji mgongoni afu unayakwepa...
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Mi yote sijafanya isipokuwa mchezo wa baba na mama tu
     
  10. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    !!! Kuruka dirishani darasani,ticha akikuanzishia so... Breki ya kwanza om.
    !!! Kuweka madaftari matakoni ukiwa na msala wa bakora skuli.
    !!! Kufanya ngono juu ya dawati.
    !!! Kuweka kioo chini ya dawati ya wadada ucheki chuuupi.
    !!! Kupigana mara baada ya kutawanyishwa skuli shuleni,kisa mligombana mchana class,mkaogopa tcha atawamaindi mkizidunda.
     
  11. Root

    Root JF-Expert Member

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    Kulilia soda ya mgeni

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9860 using JamiiForums
     
  12. J

    JAMSHID Member

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    Hayo yote waala!! ila 1 kati ya hayo ambalo huachi hadi udhurumiwe uhai wako ndo mwisho wake
     
  13. S

    Sparkle boy Member

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    Hapo ndipo pabaya!!! kuiba sukari meen!
     
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