Women's pick-up lines

[Roger Sterling]

Nyakati, exposure, teknolojia, n.k. zimepelekea siku hizi si ajabu kukuta mwanamama ana-make moves on you. Kama ilivyo kwetu baadhi ya wanaume, wanawake pia wana pick-up lines.

Kuna mwanadada tunafanya kazi eneo moja, ila ofisi tofauti. Ndiyo tumeanza kuwa na mazoea karibuni tu. Sasa juzi kaja na issue ya kikazi anahitaji msaada kidogo. Nikamrekebishia kazi yake, akaniambia "ubarikiwe sana". Nikamwambia "asante. Unaendaga kanisani?". Akasema "Yes. Huwa naenda". Nikamwambia "Ni poa. Basi utaniombea". Akaniuliza "Nikuombee kitu gani?". Nikamwambia "Chochote tu. Utachagua". Akasema "Naona kidoleni ni patupu. Nitakuombea kuhusu hilo". Nilibaki kucheka tu, cuz she really caught me off-guard. Nikamuuliza "Vipi wewe? Kidole kimependeza tayari, nini?". Akanionyesha mkono wake "No. Nitaomba kwa ajili yetu wote basi". Sijui kama ilikuwa pick-up line, ama ni mazungumzo ya kawaida tu. Ila kila nikifiria natabasamu tu.

Ni line gani imewahi kutumiwa na mwanadada yeyote kwako, ikakufanya ufikirie "Damn! She got game"?

 

[Jurrasic Park]

naona shule zimefungwa... ivi mnafungua lini vile???

 

[Roger Sterling]

naona shule zimefungwa... ivi mnafungua lini vile???

Hahaha dah! Ngoja Mwalimu Evelyn Salt aje akuambie. You're funny, tho.

 

[indelible]

Ngoja waje ...watakujazia PM za maombi ya pande zote.

 

[okoyoko]

You're handsome

 

[Jurrasic Park]

Hahaha dah! Ngoja Mwalimu Evelyn Salt aje akuambie. You're funny, tho.

huyo evy hapana simuwezi ameshindikana kabisaaa bora ukutane na gari litakupisha kuliko huyo binadamu

 

[Daby]

Aseeh kwangu body language ndio nyingi...

 

[angelita]

Kuna Jimbo halina mgombea ama?????

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Hehehehehe

Paulooooooooooooooooooooooo..........

Isije ikawa umezama bila kujua ndio maana ukawaza hivyo

 

[Roger Sterling]

Hehehehehe

Paulooooooooooooooooooooooo..........

Isije ikawa umezama bila kujua ndio maana ukawaza hivyo

Hahaha. Haiwezekani bana, siwezi kuzingua kazini hata iweje. Nilifikiria tu. Hujawahi kutumia pick-up lines wewe, zile za "Sitaki kumwagiwa acid" ama "Uliye naye ana bahati"?

 

[Khantwe]

Kwa mara ya kwanza nimeelewa uzi wa paulo walau kwa asilimia 90...

 

[Junior. Cux]

I don't believe in love at first sight... but I'm willing to make an exception in yor case!!! maybe it wasn't a pick up line, tho it sound so to me

 

[Roger Sterling]

Kwa mara ya kwanza nimeelewa uzi wa paulo walau kwa asilimia 90...

Hahaha. Haya bana. We huna pick-up lines lakini?

 

[kayaman]

juzi kuna mtumishi alikua anaombea wanawake wasioolewa wapate mabwana, inawezekana mwanadada aliona maombi yake yamejibiwa!

 

[Roger Sterling]

I don't believe in love at first sight... but I'm willing to make an exception in yor case!!! maybe it wasn't a pick up line, tho it sound so to me

I think pick-up lines aren't supposed to be that straight-up. They're supposed to leave you hangin' with curiosity. They somewhat like flirting, indirectly.

 

[Roger Sterling]

juzi kuna mtumishi alikua anaombea wanawake wasioolewa wapate mabwana, inawezekana mwanadada aliona maombi yake yamejibiwa!

Hahaha. Siyo Bongo, Boss. Huku hawako pressurized kihivyo.

 

[Khantwe]

Hahaha. Haya bana. We huna pick-up lines lakini?

Mmmmh sikumbuki...nikikumbuka ntakuambia

 

[Junior. Cux]

I think pick-up lines aren't supposed to be that straight-up. They're supposed to leave you hangin' with curiosity. They somewhat like flirting, indirectly.

hahah gotcha...

 

[Heaven Sent]

Eeeh hilo "rubuni" limeshashindwa loooooh

 

[Roger Sterling]

Eeeh hilo "rubuni" limeshashindwa loooooh

Na limeshalegea. We're heavenly protected, Ma'.