Women related quotes.....

[Dr Lizzy]

Hahaha Lizzy bana lol

Mwenyewe unajua ni kweli.....siujabu na wewe ushawahi!!!:caked:

 

[The Finest]

Mwenyewe unajua ni kweli.....siujabu na wewe ushawahi!!!:caked:

Thubutu

 

[The Finest]

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. 'And they are both disappointed."

 

[Fighter]

Nimekutana na hii misemo inayohusu wanawake nikavutiwa sana na baadhi a nikaona nishee na nyie miwili mitatu..

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
Hii ina ukweli ndani yake....na sisi hua tunatumia kinyume chake ule wa ''We ukisema cha nini wenzako wanauliza watakipata lini.''

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.
Totally true....kama siku zote wanavyoimba hatueleweki!!

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Hehehehhe...hata kupinga staki!

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Some truth....though not always!

It is because of men that women dislike one another.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Nguvu ya machozi hiyo!!

Noted!

 

[Gaga]

hii hapa ina sura ya kutuchongea katika patashika za infidelity...............................Hakuna kitu kinaudhi kama ukikumbushwa infidelity mara kwa mara .............you wish she can have amnesia on that alone but she does not...............................she remembers every fine detail as if she was there...........

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

hahhahahaha! na ukianza tu kumkumbushia kama ni chumbani atatoka ahamie sitting room

 

[Gaga]

If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want you, I want to marry you. I want to have children....-they leave skid marks

mh usivunje watu moyo wegine zimebaki siku 29 tu kufanya hili.lol

 

[Amavubi]

Ongeza na fanya udadavuzi wa hii ":caked:

 

[Amavubi]

Women Looks Nice from Far But Actually They are far from Nice"

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Women Looks Nice from Far But Actually They are far from Nice"

Bwoiiii.....mbona kazi tunayo!!

 

[Bishanga]

You dont love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her

Nemo,sasa kwa nini kuna showrooms?

 

[Kaka Mpendwa]

Kuna zingine hizi hapa


My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-- Milton Berle

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- George Burns

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.
-- Cindy Garner

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was
water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said,
"In the lake."
-- Henny Youngman

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman

People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured
at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success.
Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman.
Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
-- Erma Bombeck

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I
was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to
interrupt her.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got
two girlfriends.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to
report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they
are beautiful.