Akili Unazo!
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- Feb 18, 2009
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Nice Thinking...Nimeipenda kinyama...A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE
TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services
will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
often high and demanding
TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CANT
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and
listen),but with the TV you MUST watch and listen (whether you want to or not)
Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles often do.
Nice Thinking...Nimeipenda kinyama...
Ningekuwa nakaa Ghetto ningeibandika ukutani hii, ndo zetu za zamani!..lol!
Ila kulikonipa mashaka ni hapo kwenye RED, how come unauza WIFE ukikosa pesa?...nyorosha maneno!
Du...Hapa bado sijaelewa how men are like Antenna...!husband z like antena...once ikishndwa kuonyesha uku unaigeuzia uku na kule au unaing'oa kabisa na kutafuta kibust kdg unakiweka ndani ambacho ni rahisi kukiweka sawa na kinaonyesha vizuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuri yan picha au tukio zima unalifill ipasavyo na ivyo kuifuraia burudani ya runingaaaaaa na si sawa na antena ambayo ni ndeeeeeeeeefu na old n always imesimama wima.....
husband z like antena...once ikishndwa kuonyesha uku unaigeuzia uku na kule au unaing'oa kabisa na kutafuta kibust kdg unakiweka ndani ambacho ni rahisi kukiweka sawa na kinaonyesha vizuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuri yan picha au tukio zima unalifill ipasavyo na ivyo kuifuraia burudani ya runingaaaaaa na si sawa na antena ambayo ni ndeeeeeeeeefu na old n always imesimama wima.....
mmmmh hiki kizazi kina raha yake bana!!!!!!
Du...Hapa bado sijaelewa how men are like Antenna...!
Kwahiyo hiyo booster ni Houseboy?
We Samaki!!husband z like antena...once ikishndwa kuonyesha uku unaigeuzia uku na kule au unaing'oa kabisa na kutafuta kibust kdg unakiweka ndani ambacho ni rahisi kukiweka sawa na kinaonyesha vizuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuri yan picha au tukio zima unalifill ipasavyo na ivyo kuifuraia burudani ya runingaaaaaa na si sawa na antena ambayo ni ndeeeeeeeeefu na old n always imesimama wima.....
anybody related to antena
tatizo asi upate burudan sa km inakupa burdan ya kutosha bas pooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa....wakat we waenda kwa mobitel then mrs awa bze na kibust hm anakirekebsha na kuenjoy life....
Orait, kwa hiyo ili wewe TV uweze kuonyesha bila chenga, unajichomeka booster, unaigeuza kiurahisi na kwa jinsi utakavo ww.anybody related to antena
tatizo asi upate burudan sa km inakupa burdan ya kutosha bas pooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa....wakat we waenda kwa mobitel then mrs awa bze na kibust hm anakirekebsha na kuenjoy life....
We Samaki!!
Orait, kwa hiyo ili wewe TV uweze kuonyesha bila chenga, unajichomeka booster, unaigeuza kiurahisi na kwa jinsi utakavo ww.
Kwa hiyo antena ni usumbufu coz handling yake haiko user friedly, ili TV wewe uonyeshe clear ni mpaka utoke nje na kugeuza geuza!
Duh!!! Nimechoka kwenye ndoa kuna mengi I wish niingie huko nijionee mwenyewe hayo ya Antena,Booster na TV!!
husband z like antena...once ikishndwa kuonyesha uku unaigeuzia uku na kule au unaing'oa kabisa na kutafuta kibust kdg unakiweka ndani ambacho ni rahisi kukiweka sawa na kinaonyesha vizuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuri yan picha au tukio zima unalifill ipasavyo na ivyo kuifuraia burudani ya runingaaaaaa na si sawa na antena ambayo ni ndeeeeeeeeefu na old n always imesimama wima.....
tena makubwwa
TUACHE SISI NA NDOA ZETU...
yaani umenichekesha mno mpaka nimedoondosha udenda kwenye computer yangu....interesting..u have made my day nicer
we binti acha fujo bana!!!
husband z like antena...once ikishndwa kuonyesha uku unaigeuzia uku na kule au unaing'oa kabisa na kutafuta kibust kdg unakiweka ndani ambacho ni rahisi kukiweka sawa na kinaonyesha vizuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuri yan picha au tukio zima unalifill ipasavyo na ivyo kuifuraia burudani ya runingaaaaaa na si sawa na antena ambayo ni ndeeeeeeeeefu na old n always imesimama wima.....