Wife: What are you doing? Hubby: I'm killing Mosquitoes Wife: How many have you killed so far? Hubby: 5 in total, 2 Males and 3 females Wife: Whaaat? How do you know their Genders? Hubby: 2 near the Beer and 3 near the Mirror
A daladala driver is being interrogated after an accident.. POLICEMAN: So Mr, how did you kill 19 people? DRIVER: I Was driving at 80km/h when I saw 2 men crossing the road.
On the other side, a wedding ceremony was ongoing. I Hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice, either to hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.. POLICEMAN: Hit the 2 men ofcourse! DRIVER: Exactly! We think alike, but after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, So I went after him
A wife and husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow...
The wife asked the farm manager:- Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?" Manager: "26 times or more a day". Wife: looks at her husband and says..." You see!"
Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean 26 times a day with the same cow?" Manager: " No, No, No, with different cows everyday."
Husband looks at his wife and says .... "You see?!!!"