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A daladala driver is being interrogated after an accident..
POLICEMAN: So Mr, how did you kill 19 people?
DRIVER: I Was driving at 80km/h when I saw 2 men crossing the road.
On the other side, a wedding ceremony was ongoing. I Hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice, either to hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party..
POLICEMAN: Hit the 2 men ofcourse!
DRIVER: Exactly! We think alike, but after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, So I went after him
 
A wife and husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow...
The wife asked the farm manager:-
Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?"
Manager: "26 times or more a day".
Wife: looks at her husband and says..." You see!"
Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean 26 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager: " No, No, No, with different cows everyday."
Husband looks at his wife and says .... "You see?!!!"
 
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