Uncle mimi nakumudu, Age ain't nothing but a number

[Jarifa]

Hahaaaa

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Ukiona story kama hizi, zimeanza jua weekend mood have been activated

Mikono juu, mwendo wa mateka

 

[tweenty4seven]

Naishi Mitaa ya Sinza_nyumba two in one.

Upande mmoja nakaa mimi, studio apartment na Upande mwingine anakaa landlord na familia yake.

Land Lord ana binti kaingia form three this year, amepevuka na ananifanyia mitego mob.
Juzi wamepata msiba Moshi, parents wake wameenda huko.

Funguo zangu huwa naziacha kwao kuna mama huwa anakuja daily kusafisha nyumba yangu, Kufua na kunipikia kisha huacha keys kwa landlord.

Juzi nilimkuta huyo binti wa form 3 kajilaza Kitandani kwangu, nijashtuka sana!

Nikatoka fasta na kwenda kukaa bar nikiwaza kilicho tokea na namna ya kukishinda.

Nikarudi muda ya Saa Tano Johnny Walker Black Label imekubali, nikakuta Mtoto yuko room, anakula St Anna iliyokuwemo kwenye friji.

Nikashangaa, ghafla akanirukia na Bonge la kiss, pole uncle nilikuwa nakungoja, macho kayalegeza, sauti anaitolea puani, huku ananivua tai, anko nakupenda, ananong'ona, akili Zikaruka, nikauchukua glass mezani aliyokuwa ananywea wine, ni kapiga funda moja glass nyeupe. Muda wote binti ananitomasa mwilini huku akiongea maneno ambayo sikuyaelewa.
Akaingeza wine, tukawa tukinywa wote.

Sijui ukawaje, nikashtuka ni asubuhi nimechoka kama msukule, Mtoto hatamaniki.
Nikajiandaa fasta ili niwahi job, nkakuta Mtoto kisha badili shuka kajilaza.

Nikaulaani usiku uliopita. Sijarudi home tangu Jana, na Sitaki kurudi tena nyumba ile ina shetani.

shushushu VIP nitafutie nyumba huko kwenu.

Story za alosto hizo

 

[CTX]

asante kwa BONGO MOVIE.

 

[Certified Hater]

.... jail its just a room enjoy the race

 

[Bibooo]

Mambo mengine bana

 

[the viking]

Mambo mengine bana

yamekutisha haya

 

[Galapagosi]

Mkuu vipi umerudi??

 

[sam sanity 01]

Baada ya hapo ikawaje sasa? Embu nipe namba za huyo mtoto kuna ushauri nataka nimpe

Eh! Washaulu nasaa fanyen kaz

 

[BAKOI]

Naishi Mitaa ya Sinza_nyumba two in one.

Upande mmoja nakaa mimi, studio apartment na Upande mwingine anakaa landlord na familia yake.

Land Lord ana binti kaingia form three this year, amepevuka na ananifanyia mitego mob.
Juzi wamepata msiba Moshi, parents wake wameenda huko.

Funguo zangu huwa naziacha kwao kuna mama huwa anakuja daily kusafisha nyumba yangu, Kufua na kunipikia kisha huacha keys kwa landlord.

Juzi nilimkuta huyo binti wa form 3 kajilaza Kitandani kwangu, nijashtuka sana!

Nikatoka fasta na kwenda kukaa bar nikiwaza kilicho tokea na namna ya kukishinda.

Nikarudi muda ya Saa Tano Johnny Walker Black Label imekubali, nikakuta Mtoto yuko room, anakula St Anna iliyokuwemo kwenye friji.

Nikashangaa, ghafla akanirukia na Bonge la kiss, pole uncle nilikuwa nakungoja, macho kayalegeza, sauti anaitolea puani, huku ananivua tai, anko nakupenda, ananong'ona, akili Zikaruka, nikauchukua glass mezani aliyokuwa ananywea wine, ni kapiga funda moja glass nyeupe. Muda wote binti ananitomasa mwilini huku akiongea maneno ambayo sikuyaelewa.
Akaingeza wine, tukawa tukinywa wote.

Sijui ukawaje, nikashtuka ni asubuhi nimechoka kama msukule, Mtoto hatamaniki.
Nikajiandaa fasta ili niwahi job, nkakuta Mtoto kisha badili shuka kajilaza.

Nikaulaani usiku uliopita. Sijarudi home tangu Jana, na Sitaki kurudi tena nyumba ile ina shetani.

shushushu VIP nitafutie nyumba huko kwenu.

Kumbe ndo wewe si unaishi pale Sinza kijiweni kwenye ile nyumba ya kijani maeneo ya lion pale pembeni kuna wamasai pale. Sasa subiri

 

[KING MIDAS]

Kumbe ndo wewe si unaishi pale Sinza kijiweni kwenye ile nyumba ya kijani maeneo ya lion pale pembeni kuna wamasai pale. Sasa subiri

Ukiendelea kunichunguza ntakusomea fatwa na Al badir

 

[Bibooo]

yamekutisha haya

Hadithi zingine hazina mashiko kabisaa

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

.... jail its just a room enjoy the race

kachumba kadogoooo

 

[black chinese]

Naishi Mitaa ya Sinza_nyumba two in one.

Upande mmoja nakaa mimi, studio apartment na Upande mwingine anakaa landlord na familia yake.

Land Lord ana binti kaingia form three this year, amepevuka na ananifanyia mitego mob.
Juzi wamepata msiba Moshi, parents wake wameenda huko.

Funguo zangu huwa naziacha kwao kuna mama huwa anakuja daily kusafisha nyumba yangu, Kufua na kunipikia kisha huacha keys kwa landlord.

Juzi nilimkuta huyo binti wa form 3 kajilaza Kitandani kwangu, nijashtuka sana!

Nikatoka fasta na kwenda kukaa bar nikiwaza kilicho tokea na namna ya kukishinda.

Nikarudi muda ya Saa Tano Johnny Walker Black Label imekubali, nikakuta Mtoto yuko room, anakula St Anna iliyokuwemo kwenye friji.

Nikashangaa, ghafla akanirukia na Bonge la kiss, pole uncle nilikuwa nakungoja, macho kayalegeza, sauti anaitolea puani, huku ananivua tai, anko nakupenda, ananong'ona, akili Zikaruka, nikauchukua glass mezani aliyokuwa ananywea wine, ni kapiga funda moja glass nyeupe. Muda wote binti ananitomasa mwilini huku akiongea maneno ambayo sikuyaelewa.
Akaingeza wine, tukawa tukinywa wote.

Sijui ukawaje, nikashtuka ni asubuhi nimechoka kama msukule, Mtoto hatamaniki.
Nikajiandaa fasta ili niwahi job, nkakuta Mtoto kisha badili shuka kajilaza.

Nikaulaani usiku uliopita. Sijarudi home tangu Jana, na Sitaki kurudi tena nyumba ile ina shetani.

shushushu VIP nitafutie nyumba huko kwenu.

Hadithi yako inatufundisha nini?!..

 

[Nimkimbilie nani]

hii story ya kujifariji na hali ya hewa ya dar kwa sasa 😀

 

[BAKOI]

Ukiendelea kunichunguza ntakusomea fatwa na Al badir

We tulia nikukamate Leo maana najua hiyo nyumba ambayo good luck gozbert wa injili anakujaga pale sasa subiri

 

[mojave]

hamuishi Tanzania?
Taifa linaimboleza, wewe unaenda kukalia Katoto rika moja na walio fariki ajalini, very sad

Hahaha mzee bujibuji

 

[intermediate]

.... jail its just a room enjoy the race

hahaha. absolutely

 

[funzadume]

Sawa unajua kuna miaka 30 jela ukimjaza mimba

na wala hakutumia kinga faranga huyu

 

[barafuyamoto]

Naishi Mitaa ya Sinza_nyumba two in one.

Upande mmoja nakaa mimi, studio apartment na Upande mwingine anakaa landlord na familia yake.

Land Lord ana binti kaingia form three this year, amepevuka na ananifanyia mitego mob.
Juzi wamepata msiba Moshi, parents wake wameenda huko.

Funguo zangu huwa naziacha kwao kuna mama huwa anakuja daily kusafisha nyumba yangu, Kufua na kunipikia kisha huacha keys kwa landlord.

Juzi nilimkuta huyo binti wa form 3 kajilaza Kitandani kwangu, nijashtuka sana!

Nikatoka fasta na kwenda kukaa bar nikiwaza kilicho tokea na namna ya kukishinda.

Nikarudi muda ya Saa Tano Johnny Walker Black Label imekubali, nikakuta Mtoto yuko room, anakula St Anna iliyokuwemo kwenye friji.

Nikashangaa, ghafla akanirukia na Bonge la kiss, pole uncle nilikuwa nakungoja, macho kayalegeza, sauti anaitolea puani, huku ananivua tai, anko nakupenda, ananong'ona, akili Zikaruka, nikauchukua glass mezani aliyokuwa ananywea wine, ni kapiga funda moja glass nyeupe. Muda wote binti ananitomasa mwilini huku akiongea maneno ambayo sikuyaelewa.
Akaingeza wine, tukawa tukinywa wote.

Sijui ukawaje, nikashtuka ni asubuhi nimechoka kama msukule, Mtoto hatamaniki.
Nikajiandaa fasta ili niwahi job, nkakuta Mtoto kisha badili shuka kajilaza.

Nikaulaani usiku uliopita. Sijarudi home tangu Jana, na Sitaki kurudi tena nyumba ile ina shetani.

shushushu VIP nitafutie nyumba huko kwenu.

Una nyota ya segerea.